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dula peep

12.10.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those Beads!!!

12.10.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A close-up photo of a mirror in the back of the Arnolfini portrait it is reflecting the painting, and there is incredible detail on it

A close-up photo of a mirror in the back of the Arnolfini portrait it is reflecting the painting, and there is incredible detail on it

remarkable close-up i was able to get of the arnolfini portrait.

12.10.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i imagine you can’t even imagine imagining the image of imagining that

10.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

imagine imagining me and i’m just over here imagining an imaginary imagination

10.10.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
le jardin du luxembourg

le jardin du luxembourg

le jardin du luxembourg

10.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YOU COULD PERHAPS HAVE LED WITH THE MOVIE PART

10.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1496    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 9

No, but closest so far

07.10.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

!

07.10.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Darl'in

07.10.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

someone randomly offered me a mcdonald’s chicken nugget while walking down the street and today has been a bit too boring to say no

07.10.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A white fish with a marinade on it, and green olives

A white fish with a marinade on it, and green olives

can anyone guess what fish this is?

07.10.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
Pre peeled garlic

Pre peeled garlic

literal chef here and i use the pre peeled garlic sometimes to save me time

07.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it is only you who will be afflicted with this vile liquid so i don’t accept your spite.

07.10.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is too niche

04.10.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BOOP BOOP BEEB BOP BOOP

prΓ³xima estaciΓ³: Jaume I

04.10.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Monserrat, Catalonia

Monserrat, Catalonia

monserrat

04.10.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i heard one song from the new taylor swift album and swiftly turned it off because it was hurting my brain.

03.10.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

fucking sickening, this shit is the norm now for ICE. we see their brutality worsening daily.

03.10.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

well they already block me, and as a jew, who does not support israel in anyway shape or form excusing the murder of jews in this way is fucking insane. not all of us support israel and their fascist genocidal government.

02.10.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

too real, let’s ban anyone but the people we should

01.10.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

01.10.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 14806    πŸ” 5272    πŸ’¬ 343    πŸ“Œ 134

the cocker spaniel
gracefully shits on your head
calling you β€œdumb fuck”

29.09.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

One Battle After Another and Sinners both lay out a formula for cinema success: diverse movies where white nationalists get duffed in the most graphic way possible shot and presented in increasingly baroque high resolution formats.

28.09.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2940    πŸ” 479    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 42

i didn’t think i could like a movie that came out this year more than sinners, but…this movie is really, really, really, good

28.09.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER IS A FUCKING TRIUMPH WHAT THE FUCK

28.09.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER IS A FUCKING TRIUMPH WHAT THE FUCK

28.09.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

creating ICE was one of the worst decisions in american history

26.09.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2

i always do

26.09.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m like an outdoor cat, i pop in once and a while

26.09.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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