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my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
kendrick lamar having 26 grammy awards will help me sleep tonight
02.02.2026 04:30 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0i’d assume they aren’t jesus, narwhal, that’s pretty easy to assume
01.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wonder man is the best thing marvel has put out maybe ever
01.02.2026 03:08 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i recently ate some in air france buisness and holy shit it was like a 6 course meal arranged by a Michelin star chef and there was cheese and starter and main and that along with a bunch of other stuff, that being said in economy and economy plus it’s pretty great
01.02.2026 01:49 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0nothing coming out excites me as much as this
31.01.2026 20:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0send help is the best film of 2026
31.01.2026 19:50 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0seeing send help to wash the taste of ella mccay out of my mouth
31.01.2026 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0no razzie noms for ella mccay???? for none of the actors? not the brother????? it’s horrible!!!!
31.01.2026 04:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s so bad that it’s insane, it’s somehow worse than war of the worlds and i just have no words
31.01.2026 04:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0people just keep fucking crying and saying “i love you” and a bunch of random and stupid shit is happening
31.01.2026 03:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So many fucking baffling things happening all the time. WTF.
31.01.2026 03:50 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0going to watch ella mckay because i truly need to watch something so awful that my mind doesn’t think about all of the terrible things happening
31.01.2026 02:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1CATHERINE O HARA?????????? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!
30.01.2026 19:36 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0thanks for giving these accounts to block, didn’t know 2 of them existed
30.01.2026 03:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0why is it hosting the daily show???
30.01.2026 02:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i literally ate it in five minutes. It was an entire fucking pan of rigatoni. half a box.
28.01.2026 23:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0being sick and being able to cook as well as i can has allowed me to just make whatever the fuck i want with what i have in the house and i don’t have to share it with anybody
28.01.2026 23:46 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0it was just an accident is the best movie under two hours i’ve seen this year. it does a fantastic job in it’s runtime.
28.01.2026 23:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0could you get him to stop wearing stupid little hats?
oh yeah, and the fascism too.
some of my favorite movies of 2025 (in no particular order):
Sinners
Weapons
Sentimental Value
It Was Just An Accident
One Battle After Another
The Perfect Neighbor
Bugonia
The Secret Agent
The Voice of Hind Rajab
The Naked Gun
Train Dreams
Frankenstein
some of my favorite movies of 2025 (in no particular order):
Sinners
Weapons
Sentimental Value
It Was Just An Accident
One Battle After Another
The Perfect Neighbor
Bugonia
The Secret Agent
The Voice of Hind Rajab
The Naked Gun
Train Dreams
Frankenstein
posting my best films of the year list (in no particular order) later. tell me some of yours below!
28.01.2026 19:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0gal gadot was the first AI actress
27.01.2026 18:06 — 👍 50 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0what is anyone doing about that awful president of Puerto Rico, he needs to go, now!!!
27.01.2026 20:59 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0gal gadot was the first AI actress
27.01.2026 18:06 — 👍 50 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0did NOT expect train to busan to FUCKING DESTROY ME!!!!
26.01.2026 22:25 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0DESPITE AWFUL CONDITIONS THE PATS MOVE ON
25.01.2026 23:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THE PATS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL
25.01.2026 23:01 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1holy fucking shit you are so right!!!
god, only if somebody could actually do something about it, of course you couldn’t possibly.
no visibility at the pats broncos game
(Of course im not there or anything but really awful conditions)
