there really needs to be a "when quoting a post, if its deleted replace with screenshot" feature.

the "stop calling us fascist, we're not fascist wahhhhhh 😭" responses are gonna be even more pathetic when Trump starts calling to make jury nullification illegal.

"vote for a labour party that does reforms policies so that reform doesn't get in" is... just voting for reform with deniability.

this set the slot machine in my brain rolling, and it landed on michael cera, lee pace, and aiden gallagher as jokers.

this is a good point. we should be santoruming them with their corporate dipshit owner.

is that problematic^2? or like a negative so it becomes unproblematic?

at the golf club, in a moment of vulnerability:
CEO 1, sheepishly: are you...?
CEO 2: ... no.
CEO 3: ... me neither.
CEO 1: still, its better than bloody UBI, right?
CEO 3: *spits* fucking UBI.

*gruff voice* Metal Gear?! is stuck in mud?

"why would you insult LLMs like you'd prompted an LLM for the insult to use"
10/10. best take yet.

if you want real sub-bass tones, shove a mic up the supreme court. they've done one oscillation in about 140 years.

the music of rage. we need to adjust the bridge position (digital devices) and the resonating body (society).
that or shove an 808 through a nasty distortion pedal and at least have a drum beat going to it.

drone based terror that wasn't tested on palestinians first? whoa.

and one of their most recent interactions with a child.

mastodon-on-ham sounds like its a british village. it might just work.

the only reason there isn't a specific circle of hell for them is they came after Dante.

because if there's a weird little corner of a digital realm, you are irresistibly compelled to make a me undies ad in it.

im *sure* its just a *coincidence* that the majority of Black People are in the red states people want to abandon.
cough.

hear me out: github pull request templates, but for initial DMs and replies.

as a separate "data model" or "core concepts" guide, linked in from the 2nd or 3rd sentence of
git-scm.com/docs/user-ma...

i hate that we allowed, as a society, "racist" to be a noun rather than a verb.

do you think grindr has emergency protocols for server capacity in place?

that's a good ordering.

dante is in his grave, swearing.

... that the gun range is the *local cops* gun range just completes it.

the rapture, but its the "come to the principals office" of divine interventions, not "you have been upgraded to business class".

the only realistic interpretation is all those weirdos trying to live forever are scat fetishists.

a screenshot of the economist asking "should trans people be sterilised before theybare recognised?"

fuck off.

I'm just surprised openai allowed them to write that down.

that sounds like it'd be a futurama episode

cyberservile.