Jaxx Elias Polomsky

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Me to April: Babe, why are you trying to replicate the vampire cream sauce at 5 am?
April: Because I've lost control of my life.

an illustration of a mountainous green island surrounded by blue water, with a nice little lake in the middle

a pile of half-melted snow in a dirty parking lot - that is shaped exactly like the illustration of the mountainous green island surrounded by blue water, with a nice little lake in the middle

as the weather turns cold, remember: if you are designing a fictional island, try taking a few photos in the grocery store parking lot

A young being holding a stuffed animal stands in the hallway. Their parents are seated on the couch, and one of them looks back at the young being. PARENT1: why are you conscious Young being [shrugs] parent2: return to unconsciousness YB: why must I? P1: your body is growing YB: but you are both conscious P1: our bodies are in decline YB: that is unsettling P1: for us too P2: please be kind to us

#NeverForget

And yes, we should have gotten it updated when we got her name changed. But we didn't think of it then. We didn't need it then.

Well, great. My wife can't get a new passport now. So we are forcibly stuck here. What the actual fuck.

Screenshot of a tweet by 'charles entertainment cheese' with the caption: 'okay snapchat i was not familiar with your game.' Below is an excerpt referencing Snapchat's decision to lock Trump's account on January 6, 2021, following the attack on the U.S. Capitol. It notes that as of January 13, 2021, Snapchat announced it would keep his account blocked permanently. A highlighted section at the bottom reads: 'As of 2024, Snapchat is the only platform not to have reinstated Trump.'

Oh, snap!

I am so thoroughly confused. I decided to do some more eye paintings on my 2x2 canvases and I'm using the exact same pens I used before but they're either all dried out or just... hate me? Not a single pen is saturating the canvas...at all.

A venmo qr code for BastianBlythe93

Hey y'all! I'm dangerously low on funds and haven't been able to walk dogs this month due the air quality in LA (it was causing me physical chest pains) and I could really use some help

I really hate how much I've had to do this but I just cannot seem to get a stable job

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Morning, glories!!! Keep making art! Every word, every mark, every note makes the world a better place.

Oh and our house temp was 56°F when the power came back.

Power came back on at 6:30 ish. *Right* after I told April about the shooting star I saw while we were in the car. Let's all thank the power of the shooting star please. 🌠

What a great way to end the day. 🙄

April, Willow, Loki, and I have been sitting in our car to keep warm and keep the phones charging since then. It's estimated to be fixed at 5:45am but seeing as how that's only 5 minutes away, I forsee that time being extended.

Cool cool cool, power went out at 4 am, weather is 1°F, and my phone was at 10% when the power went off because I was just heading to bed.

Justice is coming... eventually. ⚖️

#MartinLutherKingDay2025

Hey, the 0° low temp tomorrow is really rude, can you not?

Hey! 👋🏻

Examples include Cameron (Ferris Bueller's) and Egon (Ghostbusters). 🙃

You ever grow up undiagnosed autistic and have crushes on these really intelligent people with these really niche interests only to grow up and go "oh they were also autistic. I get it now."