Lord Sn0rter 🐾🐾

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Someone has your joke!

A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

Yes! That's what I was getting at 😃

Does a broken chainsaw even make a sound?

You right. We no need big talk-words.

Well we all know that the clergy get a free pass for this kind of thing. 🙃

Wow not one reply... Oops 🤐

I have to say that the remastered Beatles Anthology series was very enjoyable and has given me a couple of great weekends 😃

Chilli flavour peanuts do not last long in my house

We need more of this grit!

Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.

In other news, the pope wore some odd headgear earlier today.

What a hellhole. I mean, you're not even allowed to celebrate Christmas in the UK any more in case it offends the Muslamics...

An unfortunate metaphor but it is quite mystifying

It's the hope that breaks you.

There is no greater love than that between a whippet and his giraffe 🦒❤️❤️🐾🐾

#Sighthound
#Whippet
#DogsOfBluesky

Trump wanted to issue a commemorative stamp with his face but a market study showed 65% of Americans would spit on the front side while the other 35% would lick his back side

Perfect 😂

Do Reform UK’s environment and energy policies add up? Will Reform UK’s policies benefit the consumer and the environment, or are they just a collection of right-wing talking points?

Do Reform UK’s environment and energy policies add up?

Will Reform UK’s policies benefit the consumer and the environment, or are they just a collection of right-wing talking points?

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Anyway stop using spotify and become a Bandcamp weirdo

Tomorrow is Bandcamp Friday and they waive all fees so 100% of what you pay goes to the artists

Though as this is Fesshole you should be using them as jizzmops

They usually have a photo on the front.
I frame them and hang them on a special memorial wall which you see as you walk down the stairs.

Underrated reply

Data centres are energy hungry but what if we could use their waste heat to heat our homes?

That's exactly what happens in places like Finland: Cities are tapping the vast amounts of waste heat generated by data centres, and feeding it into district-heating networks.

What a silly opinion!

Analysis: Trump said he was ‘sharper than I was 25 years ago.’ Then he spent an hour appearing to doze off – again | CNN Politics At the start of a Cabinet meeting just after noon ET on Tuesday, President Donald Trump made his seemingly obligatory reference to “Sleepy Joe” Biden.

I'm sure Sleepy Don is just resting his eyes
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What's up?
#IggyWhippet
#Sighthound
#Hounds

Great name for a corgi!😁