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Ha, no worries! I guess we're contending with two pooey lads and clumps of litter (and turds), so they manage to fill a bag basically once a day!

I don't know if it would work for dogs (can't see why not), but we discovered buying nappy bags in the supermarket as a cheaper alternative to poo bags for scooping our cats' litter! Although I imagine you've saved £££ buying in bulk so this is probably irrelevant!

My wife does this sometimes! But she screams with her mouth closed as she sleeps - it's very strange. It's like she's really fighting to scream properly and then when she does, it wakes her up. Apparently, I sleep on my back like Dracula with my arms crossed over my chest. Except with more snoring.

Scored over 1 billion points from one hand on Balatro last night. I shouted 'ONE BILLION POINTS BABY' to an empty room and startled my cats.

Having a training session at work over Zoom being delivered by an external trainer. Colleague didn't realise his mic was on and said, extremely clearly, 'Sounds like a very dull session'. The longest silence ever followed.

A very inquisitive grey cat on a lead explores a back garden

Stuck a harness (meant for a small dog) on one of our cats and took him for a wander around the back garden.

Just lost an entire afternoon to playing Balatro

Been in the office three days in a row for the first time since the Before Times and it feels so strange. Feel like I might sleep forever tonight

Ours seem to rotate through places to sleep. Now its warmer, the catbed in the utility room is getting lots of hot (sleepy) action

Misread this as Hell Is For Heroes. The Neon Hamshake (or something)

Also, I am the only person in the office and the motion activated lights keep turning off. Should've just turned around and gone home at the sight of the pipe.

Great commute today. Stepped out of Warren Street station to a guy tooting on a crack pipe without a care in the world

HELLO!