Tom Usher

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

Keir Starmer sitting at his desk, knowing that he can struggle on or by 6pm he could be knocking back his second Kingfisher whilst waiting for his butter chicken and plain naan to turn up.

bsky.app/profile/theo...

some bluesky map placing you in various groupings

i seem to near ben, abi and limmy. good crowd

British values

We're going to post our way out of this global paedophile ring conspiracy

you leave a turkish barbers feeling like a bowling ball

bbc headline with picture of peter mandelson asking what the vetting process was for Mandelson's appointment

flow chart detailing a hypothetical process for becoming a labour representative involving asking if they or people they know are nonces. it references eric joyce, a convicted nonce punching a guy, but also several incidents of labour representatives having paedophile friends in recent years

that process in full

Oh my god. Look at the closeness of the shave. The shininess of the scalp. He’s even got a reflection.

The business card scene but it’s about whose head is shinier and smoother

Really funny to see the British press pretend that all of this Mandelson and Epstein stuff is new when there were people posting pics of them hanging out together over five years ago lol. But that was just quietly ignored because it wasn’t proper journalism apparently

“guys can we stop blathering on about the biggest scandal politics has seen in the last 20 years and start focusing on the real things that matter like what type of people get to use public toilets, and which minorities we don‘t like this election run”

Genuinely can’t believe they’re just going to go for the “God are we still talking about that? It’s so boring and unimportant 🙄” defence

I wrote about how all our politicians and media are incompetent.

I guess that means I’m officially back in the writing game

Name them
shame them

I had to do that for Vice once lol

Hey, a 2014 Vice article I probably wrote called! They want their 'doing cocaine is cool' trope back!

Oh the question is worse 100%

this interview with the charli xcx film director up there with some of the most embarrassing shit i've ever heard

Are you threatening me?

fuck, my best political adviser, nicknamed 'the prince of darkness', has turned out to have a troublesome history and past connections

This place still isn't and will never be peak twitter but it's getting close enough and I'm alright with that because it doesn't have tonnes of nazis in it as far as I can tell

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

I'm going to get so much usage out of this meme.