Shanna Shi

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if i had more than two brain cells to rub together i'd throw together a trey yesavage/elle woods mashup costume for tomorrow

man just comes in after starting in dunedin in april, dominates some of the best teams in baseball, breaks a bunch of records on the way

me when the remote falls off the couch but i don’t want to get off the couch to get it

when i called them evil pitching voltron i didn’t mean literally but you know what hell yeah let’s go

The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.

i will literally stitch one onto a cap myself if i must

i was like wtf is joe davis talking about, i knew about yesavage more than a month and a half ago and then i remembered that i surpassed “liking baseball a totally normal amount” almost a decade ago

7IP 3H 1ER 12K 0BB

absolutely INSANE statline from a kid who was in A ball to start the season and was only born like, three seasons ago even

TWELVE KS FOR YESAVAGE THRU 6.1 NOW

THE BOBA SHED CONTINUES TO BE OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Pitchers with 10+ strikeouts through 5 innings in multiple postseason games:

Trey Yesavage
Gerrit Cole

Yesavage is the first to do so twice in the same postseason

11Ks thru 6 now and he has just tied a record apparently set by some guy named Smoky Joe Wood set in 1912, who i literally had to google just now in case i was getting Tungsten Arm O’Doyle’d

Trey Yesavage is the first pitcher in postseason history with multiple 10+ strikeout games before turning 23

absolutely insane to be in your eighth ever MLB start (five of which have been IN THE POST SEASON) and to have struck out every single batter in the dodgers lineup (at least) once by the fifth inning, in GAME FIVE OF LITERALLY THE WORLD SERIES

“OH NO! NO WAY! OH MY GOD! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!”

Davis Schneider’s dad posted a video of the leadoff home run from his point of view

get this man some nasty soup

all i heard was “will smith at second, mookie betts at third” and i was like Wow That’s A Bold Defensive Choice From Dave Roberts and then i realized they were talking about batting order and not the defense

AND THE SERIES IS TIED !!!!!!!!

oh my god lmfao did varland just intentionally balk the runner over to third

the only question is if i go city connect or new blue tbh!!!

i’m going to end up buying an ernie clement jersey by the end of this series, aren’t i

is that good

I WANT EVERYONE WHO DECLARED THE NINE GUYS WHO WILL ANNOY YOU TO BASEBALL DEATH DEAD AFTER YESTERDAY’S GAME TO APOLOGIZE TO ME RIGHT TF NOW

i have been set free from the prison of consciousness

OH AND NOW YAMAMOTO’S WARMING UP IN THE BULLPEN? HAVE I, PERSONALLY, NOT BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH ALREADY????

if little gets ohtani here to send us to the 18th i will cry laughing

one must imagine sisyphus in extras, or whatever

i tried to switch devices so i could at least crawl into bed and apple tv mlb app literally won’t even play anything past the 12th inning, that’s how long it’s gone 😭

ngl a charfruiterie board would hit so hard rn

this game has gone so long that it’s already a new day in hello kitty island adventure too

alex call looks like the time they made jack leiter take an at bat but in blue