School Sucks

When your department gets its first Gen Z ass dean they be like

@altassdeans.bsky.social

When #teachforamerica sends some rich suburban college students into an inner city urban school to teach with only a week of ‘training’ on how to teach

Hey #teachers

If you’re gonna have your classes sing holiday songs, make sure you pick festive tunes that students like

Students when teachers tell them it’s time for #math class be like

All the As that the students paid for have been awarded in order to ensure continued enrollment dollars

When #teachers take mental health days, this is how school admins respond

When #teachers wear holiday tshirts to class to make themselves more relatable to the students

You won’t know that I substituted your engineering class, but there’ll be signs…

When @tiredelementary.bsky.social gets a job teaching in a catholic school she’ll be like

In 2025 add an i- why not do heroin?

Good. Schools need to understand AI so they can teach students this important skill for their future careers

Here we see @altassdeans.bsky.social discussing academic policy with a faculty member

When you find a school administrator in the hallway

Universities with Angelfire websites FTW

Math teachers need to work as hard as this one does to capture student attention. I know she helped me learn a lot. Math teachers, do better

The look on teacher’s faces as a new school week approaches

Video of @altassdeans.bsky.social talking about their job

Each member of the PR team is more valuable than 2-3 teachers. So money well spent

Students learning how to use AI helps prepare them for the workplace. It’s a good thing

The right #pedagogy keeps teachers engaged

Being a #teacher in the southern United States be like

Video of a male @altassdeans.bsky.social dealing with a bunch of adjuncts on the weekend

I am sick and tired of teaching. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither constructed a lesson plan nor heard the shrieks and groans of the students who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for extra credit. Education is hell.

I think all teachers are excited about a classroom full of Diddys and Taints in a few years…

Two #teachers stumble across a district admin meeting

A principal explaining what a teaching job is like to a newly signed #teacher

An image about @tmcmillenoakley.bsky.social back when he was in college

@altassdeans.bsky.social - “The earth is 71% water, which happens to be uncarbonated”

Science professor - “that’s true”

AssDeans - “then just like soda that lacks carbonation fizz, you can say the earth is flat”

This year teachers, make sure to open your science classes with stimulating science bell ringer questions