brandon spears.

I owe Terence Stamp a sincere apology because the first movie that came to my dumb brain for me was the 2003 Ashton Kutcher comedy My Boss’s Daughter, RIP legend.

Can’t believe this dude is still obsessed with Kristen Stewart like this, man.

Should I go see Tom Sandoval's band at a bar near me for the bit or no

Feeling the usual mix of dread and delusion as a Cleveland sports fan because maybe a healthy Lonzo Ball has been the missing piece for the Cavs this whole time, man.

I will not be convinced to end my half a decade sabbatical from Big Brother no matter how much the new promos make this season look like it's not a show made for children.

Listening to Dispatch's cover of "Mother and Child Reunion" on repeat during my little walk today has gotta be the whitest thing I've done in months.

It’s “Smooth (feat. Rob Thomas)” weather out here.

Put the new HAIM on a soundtrack to an early '00s teen comedy starring Jason Biggs and Amy Smart and it'll fit right in, maybe the highest compliment I can give.

Down to be wrong HAIM · I quit · Song · 2025

Song of the year, I just know Danielle Haim loves that Primitive Radio Gods song.

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“Y’all mind if I praise God?”

Seeing a lot of people I know criticizing the protests who would lose their shit if “Killing In the Name” came on at a dive bar.

How I’m gonna be for tonight’s Cavs game no matter the outcome.

Every dispensary going with the Apple Store aesthetic is lame as hell. Put up a tapestry and have one of the girls ask me when I was born to up the vibes.

I hope I don’t sound too dramatic when I say this, but if the Cavs don’t win tonight I might not ever recover.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck going back on "Survivor" is the only recession indicator I need to see.

He made a playlist for Spotify a few years ago and it rules. open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...

If you live in Columbus and missed out on Sonic Temple this weekend, don’t worry: you can find me serenading a divorcée to Rob Zombie’s “Dragula” at karaoke in a random shitty dive bar tonight.

Finding out Eric Bischoff is a longtime fan of Phish and having a bigger reaction than when Hulk Hogan was revealed as the third man in the NWO.

RFK Jr. says Deep State ‘is real,’ called FDA employees 'sock puppet' of industry The HHS secretary’s remarks shocked staffers at the Food and Drug Administration, prompting some to walk out.

In this weird space where I'm not really terrified of this trade war because I know Trump will fold and I've been living like we're in a recession this whole time anyway, but also still very much over everything because we live in Hell.

I won't tell you if I'm turning 35 soon or not but there will be signs. (I'm going to my third jam band show in a month, shout out to Dogs in a Pile.)

Both #Survivor48 and @doughboys.bsky.social had two of the most unhinged vote outs in the history of their respective shows this week and I hated it and also had a great time, pretty cool.

I’m not saying I wish these billionaire dorks were more transparently evil, but it would feel better if they weren’t such loser men begging for us to think they’re funny and cool while destroying us.

Being a LeBron stan since I was a pre-teen rules, when he does something otherworldly amazing I openly celebrate it with everyone around me and when he’s involved in a story I think is annoying I listen to “Spanish Moon” by Little Feat.

Still listening to this on the weekend. Delighted to announce the mother and child reunion is only a motion away.

Had a very Andy Frasco-esque night at the Andy Frasco show a few days ago and now I’m 34 still feeling it on a Saturday morning, y’all want anything from Dunkin?

I hope one day the dorks giving Danielle Reyes on #TheTraitorsUS a hard time (including one of her castmates...) realize they're just reality tv MAGA but also, her cringe acting and shitty gameplay totally ruined the vibes of the season for me. Death threats won't be necessary though, no biggie.

Listening to a playlist of John Mayer’s Sirius XM channel at work is a level of washed I didn’t know I could be but here I am.

Gonna start a B-52's/Devo cover band and call it the De-52's. Now I just need to find two absolute smokeshows to do all the girl parts and I’m set.

I feel a little bit for Patrick Mahomes, I'd also be out of sorts if I knew Anne Hathaway was watching me at work.