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Chris ๐Ÿงชโš’๏ธ

@chrisdoesrocks.bsky.social

Geologist, map maker, and partially-reformed trainwreck. Not TikTok famous either. https://linktr.ee/chrisdoesrocks

459 Followers  |  151 Following  |  606 Posts  |  Joined: 14.09.2023  |  2.115

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A choice was made, and it is objectively correct!

17.02.2026 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Linux is great because everything you need is in the documentation. Linux is terrible because none of the documentation is labeled.

15.02.2026 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The combination of Dot Com era growth seeking and "move fast and break things" design have convinced the executive class that the latest trend is a guaranteed winner. They see Amazon, and miss the hundreds of thousands of failed companies along the way.

15.02.2026 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1) Yes
2) The majority of crimes in Smackover don't get reported or investigated so its probably worse

15.02.2026 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am almost as impressed by the idea of using "heavy metal rocks". The sheer volume of iron that would be required for one crater would be more than the yearly production of the planet. The scale would make it impossible even if it wasn't the exact worst idea.

14.02.2026 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After twice having my operating system crashed by bad Windows updates that forced me to completely reinstall, I have decided to go all in and install Linux. I ask for your patience and understanding in this trying time.

14.02.2026 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Context:

13.02.2026 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2530    ๐Ÿ” 453    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 117    ๐Ÿ“Œ 372

Elected Democrats are afraid, but the average party member is eager to drag it into the light. And the elected should be worried, because its coming out how often Third Way centrism has been played by a bunch of creeps who sent birthday cards bragging about crimes against children.

13.02.2026 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the meritocracy they want you to believe Black people are violating

A C student coke fiend with no medical expertise runs our nationโ€™s healthcare system.

12.02.2026 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1956    ๐Ÿ” 593    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

They fall for the aesthetics of strength. They don't care about substance as much as appearance and confrontation.

12.02.2026 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok, you can stop texting me, I saw the Ring ad. Troubling things about it ๐Ÿงต:

-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of โ€œAIโ€ recognition. It starts w/ searching for a โ€œbrown dogโ€ but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc

09.02.2026 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1705    ๐Ÿ” 631    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61

Millions at risk of acute irony poisoning as new media outlet asks us to do the propaganda.

09.02.2026 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The last two years have really upped the standard for performances.

09.02.2026 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is standard procedure for Air Force One and Two to travel with full stocks of food to prevent any acts of poison or biological attack, even inside the US. It's been that way since at least the Bush administration.

07.02.2026 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It may seem small in light of the horrors, but I want you to remember that the administration cut funding for research and education. They pulled money from science and learning to pay for their deportation force. They sabotaged our future in favor of an imagined past.

07.02.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He was always like this, he's just stayed in the same place while the world has changed since '96.

07.02.2026 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The political media has become comfortable with the framing that its worse to accuse someone of racism than for them to be racist.

07.02.2026 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

McKellen has range, but I think he's a bit old to play Chalamet.

07.02.2026 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its certainly a choice to announce that even the candidates don't care about your newspaper's endorsement. The opinion of an editorial board that couldn't endorse a candidate in 2024 is irrelevant in a city that has been targeted by ICE (at the order of a President they helped both sides in).

03.02.2026 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It fits perfectly with the incompetent dictator routine for Trump to create a private military force, set them loose on the populace, and then immediately fail to pay them. Its like he wants to be killed by his own Praetorians.

03.02.2026 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A grab bag of reasons, about 70% of which centered around England being run by assholes. Everything from impressed sailors deserting in colonial ports to the highland clearances, plus at least on Irish immigrant to Mexico who had the Texas border moved over him.

03.02.2026 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This week's video is an (impact) shocking find. It just goes to show that hard work and attention to detail can find surprising discoveries, and get your name butchered on social media. ๐Ÿงชโš’๏ธ

03.02.2026 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I told people the loss of Kay Granger was a crack in the GOP wall in Texas.

01.02.2026 05:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point it's pretty clear that he's not interested in issues of citizenship. He's interested in stripping rights from non-whites.

31.01.2026 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stephen Miller is a white supremacist who wants to own people. His presence in the White House is proof that this administration is rotten to the core.

31.01.2026 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They want us to become the US, but before abolition.

31.01.2026 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can feel that tagline in my hips!

31.01.2026 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sticker of a crab holding up a rock that has the words, โ€œcool rock expertโ€ on it. He stands on his collection of other shiny rocks and looks very happy about it.

A sticker of a crab holding up a rock that has the words, โ€œcool rock expertโ€ on it. He stands on his collection of other shiny rocks and looks very happy about it.

This is my first new sticker of 2026! Heโ€™s just a lil guy who wants to show you his rock collection โœจโค๏ธ

29.01.2026 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 361    ๐Ÿ” 109    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Is anyone surprised that a real estate developer and professional landlord thinks that high cost of housing is a positive? He has benefited from inequality and wealth disparity from birth, of course he wants to maintain a market that favors his class at the expense of the majority of Americans.

29.01.2026 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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