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a chatgpt branded magic 8 ball

"i love that you asked this"

the small language model arrived

And I think that really says it all.

ICE is operating as a racial terrorist organization like the Klan, and doing it with the support of the White House.

Because the traditional form is unisex in English for a very long time, and the female term was adopted by a bunch of weirdos who wanted to follow the Latin pattern of gendered nouns in a non-gendered language.

Tom Cotton can't answer that because he doesn't care about Arkansas.

As a geologist (who knows the actual geologists in the photo they used) I am obligated to say:

A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol made $95 million last year. His workers are striking for the bare minimum. Glad to be on the right side of the picket line with them.

A six-panel comic. In the first panel, a yellow warbler says "Hey so I'm going to go out on a limb here." In panels two through five, the warbler hops along a long branch against a blue sky with clouds. In panel 6, it stops at the end of the branch and sings.

As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.

I'm pretty sure I saw a B. Coli sample in the lab once. But I'm not looking it up because I'm physical science.

People aren't being "made redundant", they're being fired to save money. The corporate speak is there to make it sound better for PR. Don't let the corporate speak become normal!

A sign that says No Certified Synthetic Colors. The fonts make it unclear what order the words were supposed to be read in.

Only untested and unregulated synthetics for our customers!

A statement that has been relevant far too many times for one publisher.

And all of it is pulled from Reddit, which is 90% bots posting AI summaries as a response to any question.

You know, if all the trips to the hospital had been part of the experimental procedure to convert him to ham it would be less disturbing than the reality that a dementia patient is loose in the White House.

Or the most normal rec league adult kickball team.

Meme: Straight ahead: Pausing to consider the meaning of Cohen's lyrics Everyone, for some reason, takes the exit towards Singing "Hallelujah" again in religious contexts

hey guys i made a seasonal meme

There's two kind of AI ads that I'm seeing. The "let's try to replicate traditional advertisement without paying the creators behind it". And then there is "let the slop machine run and slap it into Google Ads without proof reading". Neither is appealing to customers, and both tarnish your image.

We've got to move beyond the thinking that everyone is either a good guy or a bad guy. It's very possible to have two completely unrelated groups of bad guys at the same time.

You mean the company that's currently being struck by its workers and the company that's currently being boycotted because of its terrible DEI policy rollbacks? Why not just call this the Chocolate Mint Racist Scab Frostie?

"White Weenie" hasn't been used in over a decade, but has also become the default archetype for the color in basically every set.

I do want to note Mamdani's transition specifically calling attention to like, people applying for city jobs and how many CVs they got in the mail, etc, because when was the last time you saw a politician actually talk about expanding state capacity other than hiring more cops?

In both cases I should be putting more effort into my work instead of trying to make my own jokes.

In both cases I am more amused by the tern "beej" than anyone should be.

It is 1998. I'm at the kitchen table putting off working on science homework while everyone is joking about Bill Clinton getting a beej.

It is 2025. I'm at the kitchen table putting off writing science homework writing science homework while everyone jokes about Bill Clinton getting a beej.

My neighbors put a "very bad" in their front yard (which happens to come in through my windows every night), but the city says its fine to have a sodium vapor bulb in a residential neighborhood because there's no regulations against it.

New York Times social media guidelines prohibit expression suggesting partiality on things like ICE, execution of foreigners in fishing boats, or whether law is a thing.

However, tipping off notorious serial pedophiles about other reporters is absolutely fine.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

the man has admitted to sexually assaulting people and was legally proven by a court of law to be sexually assaulting people (a notoriously hard thing to do) but I’m sure this new evidence that he was sexually assaulting people will really wake up the base. It’ll be our lucky sexual assault evidence

This week's word has multiple meanings, but I'm only dealing with the geology one. Anything else is anthropology, which is outside my department. #geology #wednsdayword

My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far