ollie 🇵🇸

was kinda on the dating scene there for a while and then i realized that im actually super good at being single and why would an olympic gymnast quit to play pickle ball

Screengrab from a 2021 Slate article headlined An Interview with the Guy Who Yells Mortal Kombat in the the Theme for Mortal Kombat. The subheading is Nearly three decades later he's still got it. The byline is Matthew Dessem. The featured text is the form of a Q and A. I see. Will you do it over the phone? Would I do it over the phone? Absolutely. Let's hear it. Mortal Kombat!

Bring back proper games journalism.

“By God, I fulfilled my duty as a journalist. I risked everything to report the truth, and now, I am finally at rest-something I haven't known in the past 18 months.” If only all of us could fulfill our duty like this young man

I am truly terrified for Hamdan. If you don’t know who Hamdan Ballal is, he is the director of No Other Land and he and Yuval both won the Oscar for Best Documentary this year

as warm days come, i’m preparing to become the very worst version of myself, the version that cannot sleep at night if he sees a roach within an hour or so of bedtime

i’m being so normal about this mv

i am on my knees begging the government to give us universal healthcare instead of whatever the fuck this is

next up in the state of the union, every republican will take turns sucking off their esteemed god king, trump

catch me yearning fr

fox news calling kendrick an “obscure rapper” is the funniest moment of 2025 so far. an insane self report for being lame

i got banned for threatening to murder one (1!!) guy. seems a bit unfair, given the scope of murder that the guy kanye loves (rhymes with Shitler) committed but i guess he wasn’t DEI so those don’t count

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

everyone meet my son, Bumi Nostradamus Brown

love both btw

every time i hear Lord Huron, i swear to god i think i’m listening to Springsteen. like he’s GOT to be an influence at the very least, actually makes me crazy

a side effect of my cat’s medication is anorexia, so you cannot imagine what the last week has been like for me. i am feeding this child from my PALM to get him to eat. my heart hurts

a man with glasses and a beard is standing next to another man with a surprised look on his face . ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is standing next to another man with a surprised look on his face .

my cat is sick at the moment which means he can no longer sneak up on me bc i hear his loud congested breathing around me at all times like

pizza, 3000 miles, 5 years

this one’s gotta be my fav of your brother

i’ve officially downloaded all the tiktok edits i favorited over the years so really i’m fine now, was a good run

tiktok being banned came at a good time because i got a cat recently and now all that time i needed to kill doomscrolling has been replaced by cuddles with baby. we may be witnessing the decline of empire in real time, but i am a father now, and must tend to fatherly duties. begone.

What a cliffhanger. Can’t wait for Nosferathree.

astounding

surely not, right?

congratulations!!!

(also, love the pooh bear fit 🥰)

daddy cool was made for surround-sound

ocd treatment is funny bc my therapist will finally get me to admit that all things don’t have inherent good or bad traits, and then i’ll end the session like “ok… but can we just agree that the number 3 is sinister”

thinking about how i accidentally fell into valorant lobby with a bunch of kids who called me “auntie” after i said i was 26, so i felt very at liberty to correct their grammar for the rest of the game as an auntie would. for once, i was free to be my most insufferable self. age heals.

i’m the first person of all time with all the love languages