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who’s up doing their Steely Dan yoga?

that pwns

my friend Gertrude is a social pisser. she’s a dog.

hot dog lunch

Judge John Hodgman solidified my listenership when he basically shut down that smart-home guy from Michigan. absolutely not lol

does anyone have that little video of the ballerinas dancing to BURIAL’s ARCHANGEL?

somebody please nab me the Goggins Goggles STAT!!!

using the last few weeks of this year to try and finish some of the paintings i’ve left half-done since the beginning of the year. I think I only finished 2-3 all year, just no mojo around my tangible, non-pixel work in 2024

hard to explain but I just listened to Bruce Springsteen for too long and he started to piss me off. i’ve never felt this way before, just hit an interesting saturation

I have a semi-rigid policy of not photographing the american flag, not worth the $0.77 to develop

i’ve seen NETFLIX propped up in front of SPEEDOMETERS

can ANYONE explain the facetime-while-driving thing that is just constantly happening now?????

(from Sleepy Little Hill, Vermont)

musical highlights of the year have been my dive into yacht rock and my talking heads fixation. honorable mention to the house music playlist I listen to for 8 hours every friday

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga, Dune: Part Two, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, Madame Web, Mamma Mia!, GoodFellas, Brief Encounter, Hot Frosty, Jackass: The Movie, The Original Kings of Comedy

my watches from the holiday weekend, utterly eclectic, a skosh manic

taking photos, listening to steely dan. very at peace in my 60s!

for YEARS I was painting 5-6 days a week. then I watched Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 for a gag, and I have painted perhaps 10 days in the year since. movie is so bad that it ruined my entire creative flow

the previous owners of this house left a frozen meal in the back of the freezer that says “Goku Dinner” on the front and on the back it just says “this is what the real goku eats.” but it’s just a picture of a gun

the median tesla owner has a definite “believes in phrenology” vibe

Child Psychologist: It is not normal for a seven year old's favourite show to be Taxi and MASH.

My Mother (breaking down in tears): Can he... can he ever be normal?

Child Psychologist: No, he's going to be weird and offputting

coming on BLUESKY to post about RAIN ☝️🙂‍↔️

I look at this much needed rain, tilt my head back, and shout GOD LOVES NEW JERSEY

Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer (from King of the Hill) drawn in various combat and mech-styled kits. Bill has a barber/army themed skin and is armed with a giant war hammer. Dale has an exterminator/cigarette themed skin and is armed with smoke-spewing nunchucks. Boomhauer has an android/Texas themed skin and is armed with a samurai sword and a prosthetic hand cannon.

My Guardians of Arlen collection! Just missing Hank now #KingoftheHill #Fanart

looking at the chums’ letterboxd ratings and now seeking to start interpersonal drama in my own real life

what are you guys gonna do with your rain when you get it? i’m probably gonna swim in some of mine, then save the rest

(please god no)

Griffin McElroy your day will come

This is very good, love when the young people find out about something from before 2015!

Almost that special time of year! (10th anniversary episode of Til Death Do Us Blart)

Portrait of a Jack Russel Terrier mix dog in a sweater at the beach

Jack Russel Terrier mix dog sitting on leafy grass in a rich gold autumn hue

Jack Russel Terrier mix dog in a soft focus black and white laying on top of her favorite blanket

Jack Russel Terrier mix dog sitting on leafy grass in a rich gold autumn hue

Recent Gertrude profiles she’s been kind enough to pose for! on 35mm film