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They *literally* sound like an evangelical grifter.

Ok, you can stop texting me, I saw the Ring ad. Troubling things about it 🧵:

-The long awaited (much warned about) intro of “AI” recognition. It starts w/ searching for a “brown dog” but means the tech is there for lisence plate reading, face recognition, searching for suspects by description, etc

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Emerging from his viewing of the UNRELEASED Epstein case files at Justice Dept, Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) says:

"The Dept of Justice has been in a cover-up mode for months... trying to sweep the entire thing under the rug"

An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂

When I worked for Reason magazine during Trump's rise to power in 2016, I was explicitly forbidden by the editor in chief from writing about Trump's racism, or the violence and racism at his rallies.

It was a "sideshow," I was told.

Screenshot of Elon Musk post on Ex: “Elon Musk y X @elonmusk For those unaware, Space has already shifted focus to building a self-growing city on the Moon, as we can potentially achieve that in less than 10 years, whereas Mars would take 20+ years. The mission of SpaceX remains the same: extend consciousness and life as we know it to the stars. It is only possible to travel to Mars when the planets align every 26 months (six month trip time), whereas we can launch to the Moon every 10 days (2 day trip time). This means we can iterate much faster to complete a Moon city than a Mars city. That said, SpaceX will also strive to build a Mars city and begin doing so in about 5 to 7 years, but the overriding priority is securing the future of civilization and the Moon is faster.”

BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

When he gave the Grammy to that young boy who made everyone think of Liam…even if that wasn’t actually Liam, it was just the perfect way of cutting through all the bullshit.

Every kid impacted by this administration’s cruelty is another Liam.

bad bunny delivered. but can he teach either football team how to throw for a touchdown

From left to right: Jessica Alba, Pedro Pascal, Karol G, Young Miko, David Grutman, Cardi B and Alix Earle

Jessica Alba, Pedro Pascal, Karol G, Young Miko, David Grutman, Cardi B and Alix Earle attend #SuperBowl LX (Photo: Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Bad Bunny “together we are America”

halftime show

what a shot

Peasant and Nestrobber, by Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

Bad Bunny: God bless America, *all* the Americas.

Damn that is going to make MAGA maaaaaaaddddddd.

thank you bad bunny for allowing all the thirty eight year olds on bluesky to do the leo pointing meme at the television

Dump Truck, by Mikhail Evdokimovich Tkachev, 1956

I WAS SCREAMING THE SAME THING TO MY WIFE. IT HAD TO BE HIM.

I hope them two men body rolling on each other gave a grandpa in Idaho a heart attack

Sports people: it’s ok to text your gay friend when it’s almost half time so they don’t miss Bad Bunny

Using the clean edit of Backstreet's Back for a fucking crypto commercial is grounds for a violent revolution

I both love AND hate that we Millennials are the target demographics.

@jon_bois a football player carries the ball to the 49 yard line, then the 50 yard line. however, after taking another step forward, he finds to his astonishment that he is once again at the 49 yard line. but how can this be? this is the grand riddle of football

This was the easiest, most softball question in the world. "Chicken Wings". Boom done.

And this gargling malfunctioning fast food drive thru speaker brain worms freak couldn't even pretend to be a normal human being for 2 seconds and decided to "I will enjoy my ferments and a bowl of yogurt"

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Someone on TikTok pointed out that bad bunny has more monthly Spotify listeners than trump has voters

Tootsie pop owl going ONE lick TWO licks …

If you can hear this you’re over 35