@rdpires.bsky.social
Fiction author and mechanical engineer from California. πPotential fire hazard. https://linktr.ee/rdpires
Listen to Sean, Jaime!!
08.08.2025 21:49 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π€£π€£π€£ that's such a wild expectation from them
08.08.2025 15:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I never know how to respond to joke demands. I was wearing my Eras Tour shirt and someone I barely know was like "omg why didn't you take me?"
I just laughed awkwardly. What do you say to that? π
It's me! Hi! I'm the author, it's me!
31.07.2025 21:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey! I recognize that name π
31.07.2025 20:58 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So excited to be a part of this! π
31.07.2025 20:57 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The longest pinky, tickling your chin
23.07.2025 21:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Pinky up! π€πΌ
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Reading, Writing, & New Projects!
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@eliaseells.bsky.social is the host of Bar Cart Bookshelf, as well as the author of COCKTAILS AND CONSOLES
I'm the author of the epic fantasy series The Tides That Reign, including Sparrows Sing of Dying!
Working hard or hardly working amirite!? *boomer office laugh*
23.07.2025 16:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ahh! Thank you so much, friend! I hope you enjoy!
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Also, I'm giving out free ebooks of book 1, 'Design of Darkness,' to everyone who subscribes to my newsletter! π
rdpiresauthor.com
You can find 'Sparrows Sing of Dying' wherever books are sold online!
www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sparrows-s...
The day is finally here! RELEASE DAY!
So excited for Sparrows Sing of Dying to be in the hands of readers!
What you'll find inside:
β Epic Battles
π Star-crossed Lovers
π‘ Heroes and Assassins
β¨ Magic and Mayhem
π² Mystical Creatures
π Nefarious Institutions
...and lots more! π₯°
"That was the point"
Okay, and it was an awful point
Exactly. Like that's all you could come up with? Did you peak in the 00s?
16.06.2025 01:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oof that's pretty horrible
16.06.2025 01:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Really though! And if it was in one show, like I get it, you're "edgy" or whatever, but I've seen that same joke in 4 or 5 recent pieces of media now. Are people really still laughing at this tired gag? π
16.06.2025 01:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah the most recent example was in Overcompensating π I was enjoying the show otherwise, it's just like, was that necessary? It's such an overplayed "shock" joke at this point
16.06.2025 01:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah the most recent one I just saw was in that show Overcompensating. But I've seen the same joke in a few others
16.06.2025 01:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's really bothering me now how many shows are slipping in the R-slur and playing it off by having another character go "omg you can't say that"
15.06.2025 23:09 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0I need to look into all these popular sff series before I start them because I'm so tired of stumbling into yet another story about an mc attending a ruthless academy where they compete against their peers for survival π
15.06.2025 16:44 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HAHAHA I am going to start using it, but only this way
10.06.2025 15:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is what it should mean π―
10.06.2025 15:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Every time I see someone post "GRWM" my brain reads it as "George RR Martin"
10.06.2025 14:59 β π 21 π 1 π¬ 5 π 0π€£ too true
09.06.2025 16:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lol she has OPINIONS on her parents
09.06.2025 16:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π€£π€£π€£
09.06.2025 16:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My baby is afraid of her birthday balloon, which is really bad optics because it's a rainbow and this is pride month
06.06.2025 01:49 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Sad day π
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