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@oreo-borealis.bsky.social

I'm a celebrity. If you don't recognize me, you're not trying hard enough.

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Latest posts by oreo-borealis.bsky.social on Bluesky

Careful with those hooves! Goats are even-toed, you've drawn the wrong kind of hoof

29.10.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy SHIT they've identified an actual biomarker!!!

02.10.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5136    ๐Ÿ” 1680    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
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Seeing a waterfall form underwater.

20.09.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1063    ๐Ÿ” 260    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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The newest addition to my backyard! Please welcome Duckingham Palace

30.08.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes!

17.08.2025 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I crashed my bike in the park today. Checked myself out, got back on the bike, and promptly swallowed a bug. #fml

23.07.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And also how the people livong through it just accepted the terrible reality

20.07.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, continuing to watch the movie and its crazy how well they matched the level of depravity if Teump/Biff Tannen got into power

20.07.2025 13:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In my experience, you are the second trans woman to say this. I have heard zero cis-women say this, BUT also kids are frickin' weird, and we don't go around admitting all pf the weird stuff we've done.

20.07.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching Back To The Future 2 and it occurs to me some people really watched this and didn't peg Biff Tannen as being a pretty obvious Trump

20.07.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I burned my pancake :(

14.07.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the sleepy face of a girl who woke up too early this morning

08.07.2025 10:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks, they're stolen!

30.06.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see you, Tumblr escapee.

29.06.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What do you expect 'womanly' to feel like? What is falling short for you?

29.06.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a headache for the past two days. Why is my body weather-reactive?

Who decided that was permissible?

26.06.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't worry, neither can many cis-women. That's why we have make up and weaves.

15.06.2025 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1 out of 6 Americans live in CA or NY.

10.06.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn right! Iโ€™ve lived in LA for 20+ years, and itโ€™s not one big giant queer orgy filled with sexy gang bangers and champagne fountains and cocaine and nude models handing out Five Guys right and left!

I mean, weโ€™ll get there someday, I hope.

09.06.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best post I've seen. You win Bluesky today.

09.06.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do it; no one can stop you.

18.05.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Our latest mother-daughter creation. Mom drew the musculature, shading and hands, 12 drew the lines, tail and head.

Mom insisted on adding underwear.

17.05.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup, mine too lol

13.05.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

High school biology teacher here. Do you want to know the actual answer or are you shitposting?

11.05.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok thanks I'm gonna unfollow then

10.05.2025 11:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump and GOP Attack Childrenโ€™s Food Aid in Order to Fund Tax Cuts for the Rich This comes as roughly 14 million children in the US are already food insecure.

The Trump administration and Republicans in Congress are waging a multi-front war on nutrition benefits for children, with the U.S. Department of Agriculture moving to end programs that provided over $1 billion in funding for schools and charity organizations to buy food from local farmers.

13.03.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Thank You USDA (US Dept of Agriculture)

Let's send thank you postcards to #Feds at US Dept of Agriculture (USDA). Link to addresses for Food Safety & Inspection (what's in my hotdog?) and Food & Nutrition Service (help for SNAP, WIC, school kids, elders). docs.google.com/spreadsheets... #HoldTheLine /1/

27.03.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

That's true. We want to see what you've left for us in the will.

04.05.2025 10:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This reminds me of the early, early website. Like late 90s vibe

01.05.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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