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@derwen.bsky.social

Father and husband and cat person; percussionist, hiker, mycophile and educator. In the Old Country I went by Pezizales Pizzicato User #1,533,716! WOOO!

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I am also not Enron! Why do you ask?

24.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smells like...victory.

24.11.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here."

24.11.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A traumatic journey through a tight tunnel followed by sunshine, love, and mother's milk.
Is my guess.

24.11.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cheetah Purring
YouTube video by M C Cheetah Purring

They are so bleepin' cute. They might just be giving us all a break so we don't completely melt down.
Here's an adult purring:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=drq_...

24.11.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sign reading "he sold you flowers and ICE took him."

Sign reading "he sold you flowers and ICE took him."

seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte

23.11.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4492    πŸ” 1430    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 37

Uh I went to that site and all I saw was dirty straw you LIED to me. You LIED.

24.11.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a sweet, quiet, very human show. Seems perfect for some Thanksgiving viewing.

24.11.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TWELVE CENTS?! I wouldn't pay a nickel. What kind of storylines can you have about a stupid baby??

24.11.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You'll soon see that ruling only applies to Trump and other GOP Presidents.

24.11.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, goodness. Those rulings only apply to Trump. You'll see.

24.11.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure, why not.

24.11.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, if Mark Wahlberg had been on one of the 9/11 flights we wouldn't have to hear from Mark Wahlberg anymore.

24.11.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, it's Oscar Isaac mumbling in a bad fake accent for 2.5 hours.

24.11.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
cnn hed: "Your big, cushy bed could be ruining your sleep. Time to rethink the floor"

video still a couple sleeping on a pad on the floor with red lighting in the room

cnn hed: "Your big, cushy bed could be ruining your sleep. Time to rethink the floor" video still a couple sleeping on a pad on the floor with red lighting in the room

Just checking in on the econom--oh

24.11.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Just Not Eating Is Cheaper Than Ozempic, Experts Advise

24.11.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, sure. Who are you supposed to blame?

24.11.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If The Rule You Followed Brought You To This, Of What Use Was The Rule, Charlie Brown?

24.11.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 162    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

Because the People Are The Heroes Now.

24.11.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LATER: Oh geez I was just hit by a car guess my rule sucked too.

24.11.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full, and descend.
The horse is the white of the eye
and dark within.

24.11.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The girl that was shown to you earlier...you will say "this is the Charlie Brown."

24.11.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Deep cut! Time for 30 or so hard-boiled eggs.

24.11.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Charlie Brown, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother. You're not a friend.

24.11.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Frankly, Charlie Brown, I don't give a damn.

24.11.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not that anyone WANTS to examine dog shit, but you should check for the presence of worms or other parasites.

24.11.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A little bag of Cape Cod potato chips.

A little bag of Cape Cod potato chips.

Thank you to the Parkway Theater in Minneapolis for stocking the green room with the potato chips of my homeland!

24.11.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 503    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

You live in a kettle?

24.11.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well of course now Mookie Betts can bowl, so there's that.

24.11.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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