I like how saying "think outside the box" is failing to do that.

Thanks, that was great, but I actually asked for throat coat. With a 'c'

Ghost apple flower

Things are getting worse for us regardless. At least this way, the corporate shareholders have to feel some of it, too.

Decided to have my coffee in the back yard this morning, instead of doomscrolling on the computer, and for that I was treated to seeing four crows buzz and harass a hawk out of their tree. One hit it in the face several times. So much better than being online.

The student teacher in this class I'm covering told the kids that doing drugs could give them "several health debuffs"

Working on boundaries. I need to say "no" more, not say no more.

Thinking about 5th grade, sitting on the floor with my class, watching a science video...the narrator says "The planets rotate on their axes" and a kid says "the planets rotate on their asses" and starts spinning around on his butt. That was top comedy back then

Arkham Horror!

Imagine if we asked millionaires to justify their income like we ask people receiving assistance to justify their need. “Now, why do you think you need more than $5 million? Can we talk about how you spend your money?”

Told my students "Have a good weekend. Stay safe. Don't talk to any cops."

So many heartbreaks these days

Been thinking about you guys all day. Let me know if I can do anything.

It's hard not to give up. Wondering what that would even look like, realized maybe I already have.

At work manifesting pesto, mozzarella, and tomato

A friend called and we stayed up until 2 AM chatting and philosophizing. Really needed that, but boy am I paying for it today

Just some borage in the sun

Who could have thought that embracing an economy based on humanity's worst tendencies would have such terrible results?

Body shaming the roommate's cat by singing
Oh Peppercorn
Oh Peppercorn
How girthy are your haunches

Every time my gf says "I'm too short" I respond "Too short's a pimp" and she has never once acknowledged or responded to that statement.

Peeing is pee leaving

To the tune of Alice Cooper's School's Out:

Coooooooors
Light
For
Dinner!

Never change, Admin

A burning building saying "The year is 2023, Civilisation has progressed little in the last 20 years."

Today is the last day you can repost this

Gonna grab a Burger after work thanks to seeing this

I'm surprised more crust punks aren't bakers

Black and white photo of a white couple sitting on a couch together. The woman is gently holding a shorthaired white cat in her lap and a man seated next to her is also looking at the cat and petting it.

Date Idea: cat appreciating. www.aucklandmuseum.com/collections-...

ACAB includes babies

A SKLETON SMOKEN A JOINT AND WALKEN AWAY FROM A COP CAR ON FIRE ,WHAT COULD BE BETTER , MAYBE IF THE COP CAR DIDENT EXIST TO BEGIN WITH , MAYBE IF DA WORLD SPENT EVERYONES MONEY ON HOUSING ANF FEEDING EVERY ONE, BUT ITS NOT LIKE THEY ASKED US , AND THEY AINT GONGA LET US VOTE ON IF WE WANT COPS EVERY WHERE , THERE JUST GONGA RUN AWAY IF SOMETHING DANGREOUS HAPPEN'S ANY WAY , , AND THE TEXT SAYS : " BORN TO WALK - FORCED TOO DRIVE - FUCK CAR"S - TO MANY TIRES, BEEP BEEP, FULL OFF CHIP BAG'S, FUCK EMM, TO FAST, TO EXPENSIVE, TO MUCH HONKING, WONT START AGGAIN, NO ONE WATCHES WHERE THERE GOING , A COWARD"S TRANSPORT, ASS MOBLE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

BORN TOO WALK FORCED TOO DRIVE - dashare.zone ADMIN