dr lois, local friend 🏛️🏳️‍⚧️

Was hanging with my friend’s child who was pushing this lil puppet in & out of a container & I went “yeah get it in there” & he started saying “get it in there” to himself so when I gave him back to my friend I had to be like “hey I might have accidentally taught him something that’s gonna haunt us”

why does the village not have a fat bear week themed club night

huge shout out to the battered italian man last night who, mid way thorough act 2 of starlight express, said at full volume: ‘okay enough, thisa getting silly now’ you are my hero

just got hit with the world’s most intense craving for a brown cinnamon sugar pop tart

A couple months ago a guy I went to high school with messaged me and was like “hey I’m gonna be in the UK in September, it would be great to catch up!” But he never told me when or where he’d be. So all month I’ve been walking around like…is it here? Is he here now?

A copy of “Now You See Me: Lesbian Life Stories” edited by Jane Traies

Was reading this on the train and an old lesbian came up over to me before she got off at her stop and went “it’s a good book, isn’t it?” 💜💜💜

pointing at the hamburger menu icon in the top left hand corner of a mobile bluesky app screen

settings menu option circled

content and media menu option circled

autoplay videos and gifs toggled off

to turn off autoplaying video on the bluesky mobile app

select the icon in the top left corner

go to settings

go to content and media

make sure "autoplay videos and gifs" is toggled off

Went to go pick up my hold from the library and delightfully discovered that the person with the library card number right before mine is reading the same series that I am

Bram Stoker 1847-1912 A PENGUIN SINCE 1979

This frontispiece in my book just made me laugh a lot. Is this Buddhist reincarnation, or some other form of afterlife?

The thing that Buffy, Lucifer, and Suits has in common is that there’s a character that’s spoken of before they’re seen and you think “who could possibly be cast who could live up to the hype” and then they hit you with DB Woodside, handsomest guy in Hollywood

Roller rink at 7pm on a Wednesday is where it’s at if you want to skate with 4 lesbians and no one else

Keir Starmer has appointed as his new Comms Director Tim Allan who was a board member of the hate group Sex Matters. It's no longer even pretending to adhere to its Manifesto promise to "remove indignities for trans people who deserve recognition and acceptance."

Each day you should wake up thinking "how can I spend more time in TEAMS?" and "can the TEAMS app open up any faster when I start my computer??" or "is there a way TEAMS can be connected to every surface of my life? My food? Air? And love-making?????"

Very obsessed with videos of all the food from the Minnesota State Fair. One person had to take a food nap halfway through the day, said she thought the corn dogs gave her stress dreams, and then immediately went to get another corn dogs because they were that good. When I tell you that should be me

A picture of a bunch of wolves howling at the mood. Captioned “me one millisecond no wife”

wife went to the office today :((((((

Asked a very drunk mathematician which axes of a graph were most likely to have explored each other carnally and got given a very thorough and thoughtful answer that I did not understand a word of

I am DEEP in a Springsteen hole currently and can say with total authority that the best bit of “Born to Run” is during “Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out” when Bruce says ‘and then Big Man joined the band’ and Clarence Clemons does a lil riff to let you know that he’s Big Man and he joined the band

What if I accidentally agree to be part of a scheme or pact or such

A weird thing about consistently being read as male is that now when I accidentally make eye contact with a man he gives me a lil nod and I have no idea what I’m supposed to do with that

There are 4 working days between me and my new job and the existence of videos from the Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion 10th Anniversary show is making it extremely hard to care about everything I need to get finished

The Google AI tool is sexist, which is crazy. How could we know. They only made a translation tool that was reported to be sexist years ago. They only took pictures of the entire world and then claimed that reporting on gender bias in pay would be too complicated for them.

I do SEO as my day job, and it's been recently discovered that ChatGPT conversations are actually indexed by Google

So yeah this isn't an exaggeration - you might completely and irreparably destroy your company's - and your - reputation.

Weather-worn cross-shaped headstone. Inscription reads: In loving memory. Poet philosopher and failure

Best headstone inscription already taken, turns out

Listen lil recipe blog writer, you can tell me all you want what I’m supposed to be using, but all those ingredients are still going in the Big Pot no matter what

Not enough reviews of the Naked Gun are emphasising Pamela Anderson’s line delivery of “I love a sick little boy”

WAIT. 3 of the train ads were for regional lines serving Manchester. They don’t want to be part of the Bee Network.

(The other was for National Rail)

Last night at the cinema we had four (4) ads for trains plus a PSA about not walking on train tracks. What cultural moment am I missing to cause this

I’m losing my mind. Will he do a friend streak with me.

If the reporters were like “hey no tell us about galactus” I would be like “have YOU given birth in a space ship going at warp speed? No?? Ok well you can wait”

I do not think they spent enough time on “Sue gave birth in space”. If I was Reed Richards and was asked to give a statement after returning from space I would’ve said “Hi everyone my wife became the first human to give birth in space, just gonna give her a check up before giving a statement”