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No, the cakes are for special occasions only. Pods come in tubs because they're for regular consumption.

06.11.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Version control is now handled by AI

06.11.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least they tasted quite good. No regrets.

05.11.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ABSOLUTELY NOT! Frankly I'm shocked you would say something so incorrect on God's Internet. Everyone knows that *laundry pods* are the edible ones.

05.11.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you considered a door knob? Everyone could use a door knob

04.11.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...well, did SeΓ‘n do it?

31.10.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what you guys make in a year i make in 16-18 months

19.10.2025 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3979    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 10

Great talk Jim! Thanks for the info!

18.10.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who's the neon nerd now?!?

16.10.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Luckily that looks like an ideal jacket for patches

15.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In Soviet Russia, refrigerator puts leftovers in you!

*Shepherd's crook appears from stage left, yanks me away milliseconds before tomatoes make impact*

04.10.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In Canada, a refrigerator actually warms the food

04.10.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean... Did he fix it though?

01.10.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I simply never get hit in the legs because my distance management is so good!
(Community Note: This user was hit in the legs 47 times last tournament)

30.09.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Queef.

25.09.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's also worth bringing this up with whoever is teaching your class. They may have more reccs or make adjustments to their curriculum based on your feedback.

24.09.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There are lots of secondary sources out there but if you want a primary source that addresses these questions look into Stephen Fratus's translation of the Monomachia by Altoni.

24.09.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a funny joke that made me snort but also made me want to point out that Eastern Orthodoxy views the rapture as a heretical concept

23.09.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe you're inferring sarcasm from a non-sarcastic comment. It seems to me that the previous poster genuinely thinks it's a neat, affordable watch.

05.09.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Make sure to pack snacks! Jupiter is a long drive!

27.08.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ceci n'est pas une pipΜΆe

27.08.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a graph that says stoniks Alt: Animated version of the "stonks" meme with scrolling background
23.08.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sand more holes in them, sell them on eBay as vintage distressed jeans for twice as much as you bought them, buy two more pairs of jeans

23.08.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

...But the learning experience of improving your craft is more valuable than that for the craftsman himself!

19.08.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's something here for sure. I think there is value in the result of your craft even when there is no struggle, as a result of your labor and emotional ties to the craftsman and whatever intrinsic value that item has...

19.08.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

While I have no sympathy for her, as she clearly chose to do an unwise thing, I'm glad the dairy is getting sued, as they were also choosing to sell a dangerous thing.

17.08.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you have a model with a replaceable liner, then that is also an option. Depending on how old the mask is (2-3 years or more), you may want to replace it outright even so. A rugby cap is a pretty popular choice to wear inside the mask for extra cranial padding and snug fit.

17.08.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the liner is ripped, it's time to replace the mask! It can't be relied on to stay snug on your head anymore.

17.08.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The neat part is that some of group policy is stored in the registry and some of it isn't and LLMs have no idea which parts are which. I hope that customer is getting charged a Suggestion Fee.

13.08.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna post this to Tryhard HEMA and cause the newest RO scandal

03.08.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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