Probably get that purple purse now, too

Fatman is pretty good too

Best body style by far

The fact that I have actually received stuff before 5am is still creepy af.

All good until they move your desk closer to the HR office to make the trip shorter.

G’d up from the feet up

I decided to get in shape. Round is a shape, right?

I cannont express how happy the Mike Jones references make me. I try dropping it at work and everyone looks at me like I'm old and confused.

Tuberville hasn’t exactly set the bar high for the transition from SEC to USG.

Dude in the overalls was pullin’ all the ladies

Teleprompter guy would get “restrained and questioned” at a black site.

Who?

when I found out how much a family member was paying for their 6yo's dance outfits... you gotta be out your fucking mind to pay that much for her to dress up like a hooker

And even though you completed the check in forms online last night, you have more forms to fill out that resemble the ones you’ve already completed

stupid brain

had someone call in once unable to edit her spreadsheet. it was about that size, but was throwing an error because she had used too many different fonts.

A concept of negotiations

Rod Beck

I did not expect to get the Brother Ali lyrics dropped here tonight. They are rather appropriate, however.

undercover Mondays

My choice…

Schadenfreude is so in right now…

Ron Johnson is a Russian Asset...and a giant twat.

I think it was also the timing of the shots Keisei made. They always seemed to be “big”. Connor’s shots were important, but they weren’t all game saving or last minute.

Sounds like a legit reason to call in. Weatherman told me to.

which will be worth about $3 in a few months, just like everything else he touches

It’s nice that the President let that old guy sit at his desk for a bit

Isn't that the Tron ride?

This would be a "I learned it from you, Dad" situation. Musk treated all of his employees that way, and that trickled down.

and Nazis..