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#CBC is devoting more run time to commercials than to the #olympics opening ceremony itself. Are my tax dollars not high enough to watch a program without commercials?

Just on here to comlain that #CBC is playing an EXCESSIVE AMOUNT of commercials during the #olympicsopeningceremony

Dear God, please take a few really bad people now. It's only fair for the number of really nice people who we've lost this year.

Most employers aren't looking for a good employee, they're hunting for a sap to throw under the bus

Still waiting for the bear to depict a cook launch into a murderous rage following years of being bullied

There is no such thing as a good leader, good leadership is a fantasy. No matter how skilled you are with leading, someone will always hate you.

Courses to add to a social work degree: self defense, bathroom monitoring, waste management, customer service, adult children psychology

Canada would prefer to vote for a sociopath first, a boring guy second, and a strong capable leader 3rd.

Men will almost always end up being remembered more for their disgraces than their virtues

Leave Sean Orr alone vancouver, you should hear some of the crazy sh*t I've said jokingly over the years

Political rallies are a profound and significant waste of time and money

In 30 years will young NDP voters form the new majority of elderly voters that currently vote conservative?

How is nobody talking about Canada annexing point roberts?

Your employer will still expect you to come to work a few days after the "big one" earthquake hits

Let us never forget in WWII, when Canada said they would offer help to Britain only if Canada was given free unlimited access to Britain's lumber and sheep supply

How long do I have to wait for someone to invent a decent electric kayak motor?

Well there's no longer any illusion about it: Drumpf is the worst POTUS in the history of the USA

How much more of a POS does the American president have to be before they get rid of him?

Congratulations to Trump for helping Doug Ford gain another majority

Embarrassed by Elon? Sell your bs hotwheels but for adults cringe ass tesla and get a volt... better yet hold off another 10 years for hydrogen cars to hit the market

If I was as bad at my job as Ken Sim is at being mayor I'd be working as a dishwasher again

Revitalize is just a synonym for Gentrify #Kensim

Can't wait to see all the "f--k Freeland" decals on giant trucks

If Mark Carney gets the nomination you best believe Poilievre is going to have a field day making fun of his last name

Say it with me folks... CHRISTY CLARK...IS...A... CONSERVATIVE

I finally discovered the best way to prevent eggs from sticking to pans is stop eating eggs #govegan

Now thousands of the POS dbags who bought f-- Trudeau flags will have to find a new leader to scapegoat

I've been randomly assaulted 3 times in Vancouver’s west end this year... where's my news story???

Opponents of involuntary care should be aware, the only other alternative to involuntary care is dying on the street. People on the street with mental health crises can't take care of themselves.

The 2 new Christmas story sketches I started this year are 1) my jerk neighbour sends me a bullying email and gets arrested on Christmas Eve and 2) My vegetarian GF goes to Xmas dinner with her family in Alberta and the only thing that doesn't have meat are the bread rolls.