Nate Lee

Daddy would've gotten us uzis.

I can only be friends with people who choke me.

That didn't come out right...

One of the Salish tribes North of Seattle (I can't remember which one, there's a million of them; Tulalip or Swinomish I think) gives tours of their culture, and at the end they feed you smoked salmon.

You can just use rice milk in a pinch, like a normal consumer. It's definitely better this way, but oven toasting your rice without oven scorching your rice is a learned skill.

You're welcome. She is delightful. Highly recommend her 2 and a half hour review of the Vampire Diaries, and I don't even watch that show.

This shit's gonna end up on a three hour Jenny Nicholson video, I tell you whut.

Fyre Festival, DashCon, Million Lives Book Festival, Los Pegasus Unicon...

Instacart search suggestions in Ohio, which are based on common searches by other Instacart users in my area, include "mozzaria cheese" and "red white and blue".

"Sick burn" seems inadequate.

Ten years in Seattle and I know this map is inaccurate, for that part at least. PNWers are polite, but not nice. As compared to New Yorkers, who are rude as fuck, but nicer than PNWers.

I'd genuinely prefer the East Coaster. They show up and I'd prefer folks just tell me to my face what they think.

OpenAI is making its own browser, presumably to spite Google and cut out the middleman when collecting user data If you want more ChatGPT in your web browsing experience, you're in luck.

Absolutely the fuck not.

I assume it's a niche activity now

I'm from before the Internet.

RFK Jr. Wants Every American to Be Sporting a Wearable Within Four Years During a House committee meeting Tuesday, Kennedy announced a large-scale ad campaign from the federal government to hype wearable tech.

RFKJ can wearable deez nuts.

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Okay, not my strongest flame. Take it or leave it.

gizmodo.com/rfk-jr-wants...

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Reboot Will See Classic Characters Return — Even if They're Dead, Sarah Michelle Gellar Says - IGN Sarah Michelle Gellar wants the upcoming Buffy the Vampire Slayer reboot to bring back the show's original cast of characters — including "everyone who has died."

Tara!Tara!Tara!Tara!Tara!
www.ign.com/articles/buf...

Street Fighter.

I was in 8th grade. Get off my back, man.

This just kinda outs those journalists as being shitasses, though.

I saw Eddie Vedder in Seattle. I pretended not to care it was Eddie Vedder, and he pretended not to care that I didn't care he was Eddie Vedder. It's kinda like a game. Whoever cracks first loses grunge points.

I played it until I couldn't solo it anymore, which happens pretty quick. In a market saturated with fantasy dungeon combat MMORPGs, DDO was entirely forgettable.

House hunting pet peeve: If I filter the search results to single family homes, don't show me duplexes because THAT'S NOT A SINGLE FAMILY HOME GOD DAMNIT

90 is the magic number. Might be a keeper.

I'm not even a hip hop fan and I like Wu-Tang.

Doing way more than is necessary and overcomplicating everything is kind of my method.

My writing process in a gif:

Being as that prison was closed because it was too costly to operate, and also given that we know this guy doesn't make a habit of paying bills, you can probably imagine what kind of shitshow this is going to become.

The older I get, the more I think about people I knew from high school and hope that they think I'm dead.

Can confirm there are only 4 temples in Majora's Mask. not counting the final temple.

Getting every mask in the game is the bigger challenge.

Frequently included on the top 10 list of best Zelda dungeons.

AFAIK you get the boss teleport as long as you reach the boss room.

Taking notes from John Deere, I see.

Stone Tower is kinda rough. I've played Majora's Mask through dozens of times and I often end up racing the clock, or just making a run for the boss and then exploring after beating him and resetting the world timer.