Devierue

Pax Noodles, a grey mackerel tabby, is laying on his side on the couch looking off into the distance with yellow green eyes. His nose is terracotta colored and he has a wonderful calm expression

Never pass up a chance to flirt with a handsome lad in a sunbeam

Hard to believe this guy is double digits now. He's still the sweetest, most charming and athletic war chief I've ever known.

You have no idea how many times I've wanted to send Patrons some baked goods

Several muffins on cooling tray. Brown with a tint of orange, craggy, with a thin crackled sugar crust

Sometimes the evening calls for pumpkin muffins

T-Rex in a fedora smells the steam coming off a cup of coffee.

Just a little #DinosaurNoir for the night owls.

It's 0330

I just finished a segment on isotopes
Learning to calculate average atomic weight

I distract myself from uncertainty with swigs of water
Used to be cigarettes
So I guess that's something

No one teaches the way my brain craves
But I think I'm getting it

this candle smells like s'mores

I created this rebel design, representing the Alaska state bird, the Big Dipper and the North Star, to stand in solidarity with the people of Minnesota and with everyone who is protesting and standing up for our constitutional rights. Profits go to ACLU and NARF.

www.customink.com/fundraising/...

Oh my STARS this is lovely 🤩

And purple suncatchers are so rare hnnnggg

:grabby hands:

a cartoon cat with green eyes is standing in a field holding a finger up . Alt: a cartoon squirrel with green eyes is standing in a field holding a finger up .

Does anyone else's brain randomly ping with the phrase

Kevorkian scaaarf

#DinosaurNoir

a woman in a purple skirt is standing in front of a car with the words " like that " above her Alt: a woman in a purple skirt is standing in front of a car with the words " like that " above her

John Leguizamo in all variants

'I could fuck all the children I want if I chose, I don't even need friends' is the most predictable Elon response imaginable

It looks sooooo good!

Well, hey... progress?

(She says, grasping at that silver of silver lining)

Unrequested speculation ahoy:

If it's a top loader, maybe a hole/uncoupling of your line-in

it's a front loader and only on hot, your seal might be boinking up with temp flux - is your laundry area particularly chilly?

CW: food

A lot of us have complex relationships w food, bodily or sometimes emotionally extending to our bodies, identity and value perception.

Gently, I want to remind you of how vital it is to be nourished.

That it's okay to enjoy and find comfort in what you consume.

Be fed and be well 💜

I made a dutch baby for the first time yesterday

Too much butter
raspberries cherries and lemon zest
Drizzled in maple syrup
Dusted with powdered sugar

Hoggled it down like a piggle and regret absolutely nothing

Excellent choice

Okay, timeline cleanser. Show me your teen celebrity crushes in gifs.

11 hr crafting/gaming stream. Got a ton of work done.

If anyones interested in some baubles or barware, I'm trying to make sure I got my finances set to bridge the gap between first of the month and my first paycheck from the new part time job.

Got lots of shinys for sale!
ko-fi.com/mcetching

I open the app

I'm sorry.

I get this slap in the face

I'm sorry.

I close the app.

I'm sorry.

Right?!

I've never had something so consequential culminate into a net neutral quite so fiercely.

This affects me too.

If you’re a patron of mine, please let me know your thoughts on me possibly switching to another platform, or per-month option.

I’m in alignment with everything said in this thread. 👇

a man in a suit and tie is screaming with his mouth open and the words `` loud noises '' written next to him . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is screaming with his mouth open and the words `` loud noises '' written next to him .

I am absolutely appreciating @khanacademy.org, don't get me wrong

But the sparkly 'correct' noise in the exercises both sounds like the 'turn the page' sound in kids cassette read-along audio books back in the day AND ALSO makes me jump every time.

Friday Afternoon Tea Tasty teas and community events in Seattle's Wallingford neighborhood. Custom blending services available! We offer retail and wholesale bulk tea.

Manifesting a bonkers robust sales weekend so we can pay shop & warehouse rent.

Q1 is brutal on indie retail. If you have a friend you haven't introduced to our delicious, ethical, dweeby tea yet, now would be a great time!

Tea shop is open daily from 9:30a-7p
www.fridaytea.com open 24/7!

The disease of Enshittification cannot be quelled, only amputated.

These old bones did tremble at the sight, my gahd.

Fucking m00t?!

Newfriends don't know that this is a surreal but totally understandable, WTF steel chair from the top rope kind of news

Huh.

a man with a beard wearing a black t-shirt with a geometric design on it Alt: a man (Linus Sebastian) with a beard wearing a black t-shirt with a geometric design on it flips a desk

I've reached the point where I'm actively losing IQ points watching other people outsource the most basic brain functions to chatGpt

Someone was asking how to prompt Chat Gpt to do a thing

I wrote a quick step by step on how to do it themselves, EZPZ

And they got MAD mad about it.

How dare I!

a crab is crawling on a sandy beach with trees in the background Alt: Crab Rave

Every time I listen to this playlist, I forget that Crab Rave is on it as well as the fact that Crab Rave is a whole ass actual thing.

So I get the joy of several seconds of wondering what the hell this delightful new song is, then recognizing it juuuust before the famed chorus hits.

Good times 🦀

Shirked all responsibility today and chased the dopamine

Not vectored, hand drawn. Wanted to nod at formline without appropriating the style. Pretty stoked with how it turned out.

#RebelBirds

@artificerind.bsky.social paging you and your lovely to hey-they-might-know-someone-how-big-is-colorado-anyway thread