Extraordinary. A sort of mean-spiritedness that excels even Robert Jenrick.

Terrible way to hold a pen.

Just wondering what would happen if Keir Starmer demolished half of 10 Downing Street and had a ballroom built in its place. I'm only guessing, but perhaps someone would stop him before very long.

Da iawn.

Robert Jenrick is the most objectionable little maggot in the corpse of the Conservative Party.

Worth every drop.

Trump is a thoroughly bad man, a liar, a bully, a fool, deliberately spreading harm. Someone should call him out, but even as I say it I know it's a hopeless thing to wish for.

Well done!

Peter Mandelson is the Rasputin of the Labour Party.

Justin Webb is a bad thing. The Today programme should get rid of him and appoint someone better.

Allister Heath is a silly little polyp.

Thank you very much !

Binary absolutism. Down with it!

Stupid liar.

One more thing for the BBC to be ashamed of. It's hard to keep up.

All very good. Did they spend the tips they used to get on capital letters at the start of sentences, though?

We just need an omnidirectional multi-applicable remote control.

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More Lee Anderson, I think.

Ten thousand congratulations!

Superb, Michael.

He's mad. They're all mad.

Very sorry to hear of the death of Alan Yentob - a great champion of the arts, and of public service broadcasting. He will be much missed.

Good.

Oh, reading ... I thought you were talking about writing.

In public.

Many congratulations, Ebony!

Against stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain.

Nice place.