Richard Wakeling

Battlefield 6 is some good Battlefield. And like every other Battlefield, I'm left wondering why some people play medic.

I start coming up with an intro a few hours into playing the game as part of my note-taking, so I usually have it done before I'm ready to start writing the review. Obviously, it might change by that point, but having some kind of opening already written down helps.

No one else should do this.

VILE: Exhumed may be banned for sale, but I refuse to let that stop people from playing the game.

It’s now available, for free, at WWW.VILEISBANNED.COM

Please share the site, share the game, and fuck anyone who tries to control storytelling and expression.

I'm glad at least someone is still getting truckloads of money to make the most absurd shit possible.

I did it.

Gimmie the single season greatness: Watchmen, Chernobyl, Midnight Mass, Haunting of Hill House.

Brummie Bond. Shame Ozzy's not around to do the theme song.

28 Years Later is probably most Americans' first exposure to the Angel in the North. But in the south, there's another monument that fits the movie better, I think.

It is that, but they're also all Brummies. "Orright Bab, it's Bond, James Bond. Tara!"

It's sad that this applies to basically every online sports game where you're able to control one player. That new Rush mode on EAFC was a nightmare for it. Drop-in matches on Pro Clubs and the rec on NBA 2K are the same. It's always the people who are awful at every other facet of the game, too.

I would simply cease to exist.

Shadow Labyrinth Review - Waka Wakavania Shadow Labyrinth takes the fascinating premise of blending Metroid with Pac-Man and fumbles the execution, offering a bland narrative with one-note combat and tedious exploration

Here's my review for Shadow Labyrinth, a distinctly average game that struggles to reinvent Pac-Man.

www.gamespot.com/reviews/shad...

What is the fuck is going on with the moon in Death Stranding 2?

How do you even spin that? Reminds me of the rectangular Digimon CD I had.

The only bad thing about Hulk Hogan going to hell is that his hot dog skin will finally reach its full potential.

I guess nothing brings my timeline together in unison quite like a massive piece of shit dying. Fuck the Holk Hogan!

Just logged on and apparently we're mad at freelancers for being paid poorly?

*Log offs*

Ozzy Osbourne dies just weeks after farewell show The heavy metal star reunited with his Black Sabbath bandmates on stage at Villa Park earlier in July.

RIP to the legend. Glad he was able to put on that farewell show before he went, although watching it now is going to be very bittersweet.

news.sky.com/story/ozzy-o...

He's still getting work after LA Noire.

YouTube video by CNN 2004: The scream that doomed Howard Dean

Remember when a funny yell was enough to end a political career? In the UK, we had a guy eat a bacon sandwich weirdly.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6i-...

Same. Except for the first time he said "Oh, banana!"

EA Sports College Football 26 Review - Sophomore Success EA Sports College Football 26 builds on its solid foundations and celebrates what makes the college experience and its teams so unique.

Reviewed that there new College Football 26.

www.gamespot.com/reviews/ea-s...

pro tip: you can basically read>100 books per day by asking a little doll man to summarize them for you.

Mecha Break Review - Strike Fast Mecha Break evokes classic mecha anime with its exciting multiplayer battles, but the game's free-to-play foibles, among other issues, sour the experience.

Here's my review for Mecha Break. I enjoyed its 6v6 battles, but the lack of customisation is disappointing and its monetisation is a bit much.

www.gamespot.com/reviews/mech...

pro tip: you can basically read>100 books per day by asking a little doll man to summarize them for you.

Mecha Break Review - Strike Fast Mecha Break evokes classic mecha anime with its exciting multiplayer battles, but the game's free-to-play foibles, among other issues, sour the experience.

Here's my review for Mecha Break. I enjoyed its 6v6 battles, but the lack of customisation is disappointing and its monetisation is a bit much.

www.gamespot.com/reviews/mech...

Last five GOTYs:
2020: Cyberpunk 2077
2021: Deathloop
2022: Elden Ring
2023: Baldur's Gate 3
2024: Dragon's Dogma 2

Sounds like a company that needs mass layoffs every few months. I'm sure any money they save definitely won't be wasted on genAI that no one wants.

Good shit. I've been reading Paste's games coverage for over 10 years now, and was even fortunate enough to write for them once. Excited for the future.