Chris Higgins🔜

they’re so good at deflecting and distracting that they can’t stop bringing up more things that remind you the big chief is a nonce

You: “you definitely don’t pay attention to the bbc if you think they post about the royals too much”
Also you: “oh I don’t pay attention to the bbc that much”

Very good! And smart too! Definitely worth anyone’s time listening to!

you’re joking right? They average one a day and it’s all this shit? just because your eyes don’t work doesn’t mean the rest of us don’t see it on the daily you slack twat

???

me recovering from a migraine I gave myself in my sleep somehow

the party’s been over ever since they replaced the “see more sizes of this image” button with “Google lens” which just shows you more pictures of whatever it thought the subject of the original one was. The enshittivent horizon.

finally, news telling the REAL stories out there

calling in sick for Q4 2025

universally reviled weirdo wins back voters with story of childhood snitching

All-timer crashout

That’s incredibly cool, they basically copied the baffles from gun silencers

a good time

went to a bar with F1 simulator units and a guy had switched the view to be on the rear spoiler. Full haptic actuators, pedals and a replica wheel with force feedback and he’s driving around like it’s GTA

Ohhhh my god did the brits use butter in a pasta dish? should we tell the pope? Should we throw a party?should we invite bella hadid

italians when hard cheese from the wrong town appears on a recipe in another country

…….left…over?

just do a documentary. oh, *Roman* Britain

they’re actually pretty good, I find the gap useful for rotation control when handling at an angle/pouring, but if you want a soft-feel single surface they have silicone slips for the kettle that also fit the pans I think

It is just…so much faster to open the text from your wife and type “15mins late, sorry! 🤡” and if you want to dictate it like some sort of insane 80s stockbroker larp then Siri just does that already? And will probably even accidentally type out the words “clown emoji” which is way funnier?

Can’t tell if it would be SPF 500 to counter the lack of natural immunity to the sun, or SPF 0 because it will never need to block a single UV ray

An example from a 2020 study into the inherent biases of machine learning datasets showing a face depixelater changing what is obviously a blurred version of Barack Obama’s official portrait into some Arkansas car salesman called Keith Bregbin

billions in capital expenditure but they just keep doing this

“schmrafficking”

look admin, I’m not gonna lie here, I am jonesing. when’s the re-up?

I looked at that A button placement and immediately started feeling pins and needles in my left pinky. I got carpal tunnel just from thinking about using this thing. Why aren’t the vowels on the face buttons?

you could just make that video with the cheapest celeb impersonators on fiverr and not only would it be more convincing, it would be cheaper

Django the Hypnotist doing the earth song pose

I’m reading berserk and one piece at the same time and it’s currently neck and neck for number of paedos in each