aura

the best thing ever is when a dog goes in a pet store and picks up a toy in its mouth and walks around with it. they're shopping...

This NSFW bundle is incredibly good, like just skimming the thumbnails alone has me 🥵🥵🥵

Check it out, even if you don't identify as a sicko, because there's something for everyone who appreciates hot, good, sexy art: itch.io/b/3393/sicko...

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happy birthday to the worst person ive ever met in my life: @tranphasmagoria.bsky.social

fae turns, i don't know, something-years-old today, who gives a fuck. but i hope she spends the day with people who like her (very short list) instead of drooling and babbling like an idiot in my DMs

🎂💚🖕🏻🌈 🦇

my girlfriend doesnt let me have saltwater taffy. she says the sugar hypes me up too much and i become the devils plaything

the faceless is super special to me and my former group and i would love to see this happen 💚

I made a bunch of games and game-like objects that fit in vending machine 1" capsules

dang, did it hurt when you fell from heaven??? because you're the only ten-i-see

i mean, furby is kinda obvious? but

the single most annoying thing about cigarettes, which are terrible and will kill you, is how fucking cool people can make them look

I mean come on

Aura, a white person with short green hair, blue eyes, glasses with clear-pink frames, and wearing a pink shirt with faded black text that reads WORLD'S OKAYEST SISTER, stands on the right. niko, a taller white person with blue eyes, long green hair, circular frame glasses, eyeliner, and a black turtleneck shirt with a crescent moon on the collar, stands on the left. they are smiling and standing in front of a glass door. in the reflection of the door you can see palm fronds, other green plant life, and a black fence with vertical bars.

vacation cuties demand to go back on vacation

SPATION Real Move Your three-year intergalactic erotic play-by-post roleplay thread died when all things collapsed. At least you can meet them now, and maybe find some closure. When you meet someone new, you may decide that they were a player in your roleplay and describe what kind of character they played. You’re close to them, for better or worse. When you look out at the sky together, you may pick 1: I writhe into you and moan your character’s name. How does that name feel? I let out a heavy sigh and look you in the eyes. Why have we not surrendered Hex City for our games? I describe a truly insane sex scene we shared. What’s stopping us from doing that now, in body? I tear up. What if our story ends suddenly, too?

WAREHOUSE FAGGOTS is for / about a very specific brand of roleplay freak. larp, ss14, over//under, play-by-post... these consuming forms of play. little cities at the end of the world.

hey this is fucking beautiful, legitimately made me gasp. i cannot wait for this.

We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.

Let me run the Bond franchise and I’ll blow him up at the end of every movie. Maybe several times within each movie if it feels right. He’ll be back the next movie (or scene) and nobody will talk about it, but man are we gonna explode that guy a LOT.

I love that my life has so much sex and open intimacy in it but sometimes

sometimes

I'm ready for a conversation to go from start to finish without it being made about fucking

In this game, a character is...

...A person with needs and desires that'll inevitably bring them into conflict with others, because there ultimately isn't enough to go around, who's capable and prepared to fight for what they need.

what they dont tell you about attending your favorite artists music event at the coca cola roxy is that one audience member is chosen to become the new Bearer Of The Curse. and now, after never winning anything in my entire life, guess what assholes

alas

pssst did i miss this, how was it

the best place i ever worked at was Lulu's here in town. dessert themed bar. when they brought your charcuterie plate back after the table left, we were all high as fuck and we would descend on it, eating the remaining cheese and cookies. one guy was out of his mind on opium. it was savage shit

feeling extremely disrespected with i go to take a selfie and my phone says "please find a face" like fuck you, i have 300 points on my firehouse subs rewards card i don't need this shit

for the last three years i have been writing a breaking bad fanfiction but in my version walter white doesn't cook meth and he stays a teacher. the rest of the plot is very different and none of the other characters are there. he invents an invisible gun and sells it to hawaii

i only use AI to write myself recipes for what i call Bad Dinner. these are unhealthy meals that the mayor of my city forces me to eat when i don't read the bible

shut your goddamn mouth

me staring at a venn diagram for over 40 minutes now: "i don't get it. are the circles kissing??"

hey stop touching it my guy. hey dude quit open palm touching it, my man

demand a do-over

yeah no i clicked it.

unrelated, my phone turned black and keeps beeping in morse code now