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@thefightguy.bsky.social

Mild-mannered citizen by day, daring swordsman by night. And weekends. Other times by appointment.

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Reminds me very strongly of the first stage combat class I ever took, back in 1988. I was about that coordinated.

05.11.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The same reason Grover Dill was a sniveling toady to Scut Farkas: if you bow and scrape hard enough, the bully might decide to pants someone else. It’s both pathetic, and pathetically common.

31.10.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the reminder, I’ve been meaning to watch The Substance.

I liked Weapons okay: I’m a sucker for pretty much anything with Benedict Wong, and the dark comedy of the ending was fun. But I thought the structural choices worked against it, and I have to admit I really didn’t find it scary.

24.10.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Watched that the other week. I’ll be interested in your take on it.

24.10.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Johnson is the very definition of what the Elizabethans called a β€œlickshit lackey”.

15.10.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, audio content produced entirely by bots which will be listened to entirely by bots. Leaving aside how weirdly incestuous that is, I don’t see how you make a profit off of it.

11.09.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Make Infectious Disease Great Again, apparently.

04.09.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love the stuff. We keep jars of chicken base and veggie base on hand pretty much constantly.

03.09.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel oddly called out by this. πŸ˜‰

30.08.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shouting Heads

15.08.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You and Veronica may be the most thoroughly married people I know. And it is glorious.

31.07.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She’s a ninja. Mere photography cannot capture her.

31.07.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tough call, but I think I’d go with the airstrip fight from β€œRaiders”. Exciting, funny, and both fighters reveal a lot about their characters with almost no dialogue at all. Ford especially, as he rolls from clever to desperate to furious with perfectly corresponding changes in physicality.

30.07.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No questions necessary. It’s self-evident.

30.07.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These are the same fake-outrage f*ckwits who were claiming that β€œCaptain Marvel” was playing to empty theaters, while it was grossing over $1B worldwide.

21.07.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou dress in the manner of a male prostitute.” πŸ˜‚

16.07.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loved She-Hulk. But yeah, the shrieking and snivelling from the β€œfans” over what was clever and very funny series, because it dared to both show women succeeding and to point out that yeah, sometimes guys can kinda be dicks.

06.07.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I rather suspect that Alito has never personally experienced a joyful event in his entire shithearted life.

01.07.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MST3K marathon. Queue up the really deadly ones: Monster A-Go-Go. The Creeping Terror. Danger! Death Ray. Godzilla vs. Megalon. Cry Wilderness. Manos. You’re strong, you can take it…

28.06.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m right with you. My beloved spouse is away until Sunday, and I’m already trying to figure out how many different ways I can include bacon in a single meal…

27.06.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fascists are always shocked that most people hate fascism.

26.06.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Insert β€œfire emoji” here. 😁

25.06.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mary Kolache Esq, Attorney Bizarre, takes on the case of a client who does not exist yet has nonetheless been framed for a crime she didn't commit.

Mary Kolache Esq, Attorney Bizarre, takes on the case of a client who does not exist yet has nonetheless been framed for a crime she didn't commit.

It's "Make a Terrible Comic Day," and cousin, I sure tried

24.06.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1680    πŸ” 469    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 25

β€œMexicanized dishes” should be step no. 1. Bury me where the burrito grande will wave o’er my grave.

20.06.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m guessing this observation is occasioned by something specific you saw recently?

19.06.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe are not the same”.
Thank Christ for that. I’m not sure what’s funnier; the degree of functional helplessness, or that he had to work so hard to set it up. 🀣

15.06.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bumped into Steven Tyler at KRF, at the Starfire booth. We were both in costume, and complimented each others’ look. β€œHey, nice outfit, man.” β€œThanks, man. You look great.” Totally casual.

15.06.2025 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Melania looks like she wants to personally slap the shit out of every other person there. πŸ˜‚

15.06.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a… bold choice.

13.06.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At last! Once you get to Basel, scope out and share the best restaurants: that might be useful info for some of us. πŸ˜‰

13.06.2025 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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