Michael

Going to a K-pop Demon Hunters x Starship Troopers double feature

normal guy in the steven universe named Gembo

just razzin' my friends, just yankin' em

there's about to be some serious discourse between this brick and that window

there's an opioid epidemic..
at my house!

to me the joker is just the talker

me: check out this cool math conjecture

veritasium: I hope the f*cking communists didn't get in your way

the subversion is that you expect man's best friend to be a dog, but it's actually sabrina carpenter

I've created a new color called 'Gravy'. It's a mix of gray and navy. Please don't use it without permission.

At the sauna with the bros we about to get into some heated discussion

Went to the gym and blew my back out.
Then this morning I couldn't leave the bed.
Really taking it from both sides today

I think if I was a clone created as a store of spare organs for a rich person I would know.

Backscratcher?
You mean your husband?

Everybody naps,
but only a few truly wake up.