@hsykid.bsky.social
I had a really good bagel for lunch and I can still smell it on me, so I'm walking around sniffing my hands like I just fingerblasted Scarlett Johanson
21.03.2025 20:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Gf asked about my big Naturals tweet (I love her)
29.12.2024 00:35 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I love buying things!!! I love shopping!!! I love having disposable income from a job that doesn't make me suicidal!!!!
07.12.2024 06:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I had like an S tier incredible day today, all around :) life gets better fr
07.12.2024 06:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
A point of view image taken of a voice call with a beautiful Latina girl with elite smash on and ready in the background
Date night!!
01.12.2024 06:32 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Gf is asleep, watching peak
30.11.2024 06:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Happy Birthday ๆ๏ผ๐๐๐ โปๆจๅนดๅไบบ่ชใซ่ผใใ็ตตใ ใใฉใใใ๏ผSNSใงใฏๆฌๆฅๅๅ ฌ้ใฎ็ตตใงใ
ใชใใฆใณใใๅถใใ่ ใฏ่ฉฆๅใๅถใ #ๅฎฎไธๆ็่ช็ฅญ2024
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#ๅใใจใ็่ช็ฅญ2024
I might also start doing Anime Babe retweets here, since I'm Afraid to do that on main
28.11.2024 21:30 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I love my gf, but lately she's been having to study for a big lawyer test and we haven't been able to call during our regular time. So instead I've been watching hella movies, and it's nice to get back to the old me for just a week lol
16.11.2024 07:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think, for now, this app is just gonna be alternate takes from my twitter jokes and wholesome gf posting. Follow for more!
16.11.2024 03:28 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They should invent a way to shave one's cock'n'balls that isn't the single most terrifying experience of your life
05.11.2024 17:31 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Mmmmfg I'm wagtching dragon ball ๐คค Goku and others ๐ฒ
26.10.2024 00:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0DADA DADA
Dude looks like a lady!!!
DADA DADA
I guess I don't know their pronouns yet
DADA DADA
They could be a lady!!!!
Would, but I probably wouldn't be able to make eye contact during, and I'd probably be too scared to finish
19.10.2024 15:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Met my idol today
19.10.2024 01:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Shit loads so FAST over here too??? Wtf????
19.10.2024 01:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My gf checks my tweets now, she won't check these, so just letting you all know that she is epic and funny and pretty good, imo
19.10.2024 01:46 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just realized I can use this website even while my phone is charging. What a cool feature they should put that on the other one
19.10.2024 01:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Who wants to see my balls!!!?
My sjaft?????
PENILE HEAD?????
Hey guys, wow that Elon guy sure is Epic Memeking sure glad he owns my favorite website
21.12.2023 06:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Maybe my Bit on this site is just fully leaning into being a reply guy, that'd be funny maybe
19.11.2023 19:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Need me a bluesky gf, I've got a Twitter gf already, and Lord KNOWS I've got an x-gf, I need to continue expanding my horizons
19.11.2023 19:15 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
