Brian Beaky

Oregon can still be National Champions if Mike Pence has the courage

@minakimes.bsky.social
@jacsonbevens.bsky.social
@dannybkelly.bsky.social
@joshcashman.bsky.social
@natalieweiner.bsky.social

(those are just the ones I've found so far on here ... where's the Seahawks Twitter hierarchy chart when you need it?)

Rnging the 12th Man bell to call Seahawks Twitter to attention:

As it's been a decade since the last SB, it feels like we have enough perspective to answer this question: Who, from the LOB era, belongs in the Ring of Honor?

Ok, hear me out: a Humpty Dumpty prequel, set in a world where super-intelligent horses have been enslaved by an evil egg. It's not that the horses couldn't put him back together again, it's that shoved him off the damn wall in the first place.

Ok, hear me out: Gladiator 3, but with a female protagonist:

Title: GladiatHER
Tagline: "Gladiator? I barely know her!"

I'll see myself out.

#Gladiator #sequel #paramountcallme

Math humor

Looking forward to Gladiator III: The Rise of Dondas

me: why is there only one set of footprints
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer

How do I get more dogs and fewer cats on my feed? Where are all the dog people? Starting to think Bluesky is a scam run by Big Cat