Yam Grier 🍠

Haha. I think the best dog life may be the combo of a childfree millennial and a retiree. I’m the one with the chewy treats subscription and all the monetary obligations and she provides the ~6 blankets and all day cuddles

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lol, kinda. I initially adopted him for myself a few years ago when he was a tiny baby, but realized pretty quickly I am away from the house too long every day for dog owning. My mom is retired and so my parents kept him. I see him just about daily but he lives with them 🐶

I havent decided what wine pairs best with my wine, but I'll figure it out soon enough.

No tricks, only treats pls 🎃 🦴

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👏🏽

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Everything is going on out here a lot more than we think it is.

My wokest take is that everybody deserves to eat.

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finally. a weather forecast for human beings.

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lol plus i thought they had given up on the NFL years ago anyway.. they dont need a halftime show for something theyre not watching!

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who exactly cares about the super bowl halftime show enough that there is discourse for 6 entire months in advance?

theres a lotta fine print in that parenting gig, universe may have known i was not up to these kinds of challenges

no one asked me about your first point- but i wish they would be more conversational with B instead of saying: 'hey how about the SEC?' and when he finishes that answer then its- 'hey how about that big 12'. its very clinical feeling

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there aint no way im letting Big Dom in my hospital room to deliver 'snacks'... this may have been the last thing Cam saw

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the proper way to eat those candies is to not to.

Low income candy in the work candy dish

Office candy bowl really be trying me..who is eating this? Someone please think of the dental health!

there's something morbidly hilarious about the president going on tv to be like 'what do the haters know, i bet they haven't even been ordered to take a single dementia screening test'

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you guys gotta save some for the rest of us. im in the exact same position in the pick 'em league as last yr except now theres an EXTRA clemons in the way. we are over clemons'd!

Well I absolutely hated that

Bo Nix got the Brian Griffins

🫠

I’ll take that touchdown play

If nothing else, Pickens is really that guy

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Ok. Halftime adjustments made. The comeback starts now

John, I didn’t know!

I have failed you and I will leave you alone now

Rayne Dakota Elizabeth Prescott III what was that

I made a comment earlier tonight….😭

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Come on in, coop

Well letting Troy Franklin beat you is a choice