Sam Barsanti

Just imagine that you’re a Gunter, trying to find Mark Rylance’s magic keys.

I just-a think they’re neat! Wahoo!

That’s probably just the nefarious Mr. Spring Man.

More like Spyjro The Jragon

Oh, interesting! Now to take a big sip of coffee and see who the buyers are.

And tell everyone you were a good slice

Yeah, I mean... they introduce a guy who is a racist in season one, and then in season two we go to an alternate universe where everyone loves him. That was pretty heavy-handed foreshadowing. Arrowverse just went for it at full speed, and I respect that.

No spoilers, but the Arrowverse did do it first. I don't know if it was justified or if it was done with any particular sensitivity, but they certainly did it!

Peeta having been taken hostage in whichever Hunger Games movie that was.

Welcome back, Jimmy Kimmel.

Counterpoint: I can now dance to Robot Rock as Optimus Prime. 🤔

Mechanically better than the first one, but the original Death Stranding had more to say about the world, humanity, and Kojima, so it was overall a more interesting work of art. If this one is a 10/10 masterpiece, then I have to retroactively go back and rate DS1 as an 11/10 super-masterpiece.

Screenshot from the PlayStation app showing 100% completion in Death Stranding 2.

They call me The Man Who Delivers.

Only took 140 hours or so for 100%. On a related note, I still don’t have a full time job and am available for writing and editing work. Take the fact that I united all of Australia within the chiral network and defeated an AI president as my resume.

a woman with blonde hair is wearing headphones and smiling Alt: Sayla looking badass in something... maybe the Cucuruz Doan movie?

Again, I know WHY, but it drives me crazy that they mostly ignore Sayla in the post-79 shows. Origin makes her my favorite character in UC Gundam, but she never gets properly served beyond the OYW. (Unless they make a second season of GQ!)

Does the Margot Robbie/Colin Farrell movie with the magic doors have a post-credits scene where Roland The Gunslinger comes out and asks them to join his Ka-Tet?

And there’s something to be said about the fact that SEO hates it when you write things in a way that’s good to read!

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He looks like one of the old Beast Wars Happy Meal guys. That’s rad.

a cartoon character wearing a helmet with the number 0 on it Alt: Kamille giving a thumbs up from Zeta Gundam.

I've been rewatching Zeta Gundam, and even though I know why they did it and I think subtlety is overrated, giving the Federation Zaku-like suits and giving the AEUG a White Base-like ship is silly.

Also, Kamille is a girl's name and Quattro reminds me of this guy Char Aznable. 🤔

🙏 Mr. Autumn Man 🙏

Alden Ehrenreich Reveals What It Would Take for His Han Solo Return to Star Wars [Exclusive] Solo: A Star Wars Story star Alden Ehrenreich is open to playing Han Solo again in a future project, but only of if there's a good reason for it.

I don't share my Collider stuff on here very often, but feel free to click this as many times as you can. collider.com/alden-ehrenr...

I bought a PS5 when I saw how expensive the Switch 2 was going to be (and Xbox is dead as a platform), so now that I've finished DS2 (masterpiece), I'm checking out some PS exclusives I never played.

I just finished The Last Of Us, and here's my hot take: It's good. Gameplay shows its age a lot.

It's dumb and gross that this exists. If you're going to force out the original creator, make a new game. Don't just make his game again so you can keep selling it without his name on it. And that's only partially because I was also someone who was unfairly let go from a job I did for a long time.

Solid Snake and Otacon doing their cool handshake.

The english teacher is marrying the gym teacher or whatever.

I would pay $1m to see Norman Reedus mocapping the bit where Sam tries to throw away the apple core.

Some instagram engagement farm saying “I am this old” with a picture of a Netflix dvd.

A news story saying Netflix is ending its dvd service from 2023.

You may be old, but are you, I dunno, three???

I just saw one with a crooked defense attorney AND a crooked prosecutor. McCoy was breaking constitutional rights and yelling at judges about corruption, it was a blast.

When my parents bought me my Gamecube, they got whatever kind of full warranty Best Buy pushed on them. It stopped working at some point and because the price had dropped so much, I was able to get a brand new one and a couple of games. Now a Switch 1 is more expensive than when I first bought one

Lego Optimus Prime and Lego Soundwave. I'll give 10 points if you know what is on the map behind them.

Hey hey, I'm still available for any writing or editing work you may know about! I've covered pop culture for 10 years, I have a BA in creative writing, and you can see some stuff I've written here: www.clippings.me/sambarsanti

Here are my Lego Transformers if they pause your scroll for a second: