Marchion Ro's Massive Scepter

Cut him some slack, he's waiting for someone to change his nappy before he can help

But the onions. THE ONIONS

If you're gonna be a little bitch about getting a bloody nose, maybe don't start the fight

This is so unserious. What a loser

Couldn't happen to a better guy

Night of the Living Wage

twitter post from user inknose, december 18, 2017. "people are hung up on who rey's dad is & meanwhile chewie is right there. driving her to jedi practice. keeping the engine running. dropping her off to meet the new boyfriend he doesn't exactly approve of, but just tells her to get home safe. her search for a father figure is OVER"

I find his lack of faith disturbing

Have they thought about going back to where they came from

"Mr. President sir the idea is you're constantly flying around in a big jet filled with your own shit in it. Like human shit. Anyways you're wearing a little crown in your little shitmobile and you're dumping the shit out. I think people will like it."

Churches showing an AI Charlie Kirk telling congregants, through an artificial voice, not to let evil win is a new level of instrumentalizing the dead.

When Trump goes, I think we’re going to see the same thing. Visions and AI slop will abound. Prophecies and messages from beyond the grave.

You bet your ass you'll see anti-facists

Or like, how about no enemies list at all

a man in a suit and tie drinking from a glass Alt: Jim Carry drinking from aglass and doing a spit take before yelling "come on!"

I love the idea of the Sith watching Marchio Ro dogwalk the Republic and getting so mad

This has always been part of the GOP playbook: Downplay incidents of right-wing violence, and then repurpose them as supposed acts of leftist terrorism for public consumption. They first did this in 2020.

They make up lies about paid agitators doing violence, and attach them to the name of a prominent Jewish person. This is antisemitism, and it infects every part of the GOP.

it's so funny that Greenblatt bent over backwards to these people and annihilated his organization's credibility with anyone left of center to get absolutely nothing from the right

Memes never killed anyone.

Except like, really recently

Exhibit A at The Hague just dropped

If you want a revolution you need messaging to convince people to do it.

How does anyone expect a full on revolution when Americans can barely be bothered to vote against a bonafide fascist?

Fucking hell

This is an unfortunate new EXTRA challenge in covering breaking news — and an important reason why historically federal law enforcement agencies try hard to be responsible, authoritative, and not, you know, torch their reputations for likes and LULZ:

Yeah I ain't buying that BS

guys I'm hearing reports that Jesus actually did come back but he's been swept up in an ICE raid

I'm so glad nobody else was killed

*unhoused. Took me a sec to notice the stupid autocorrect

Trump’s allies now control X, Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, & TikTok.

They own Fox News, CBS, WaPo, WSJ & NY Post.

They own Sinclair Broadcasting which has 200 tv stations and local news in 100 markets.

“Freedom of speech” is now what Trump and his billionaire pals say it is.