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Twit formerly known as JabberwokiwiโšกWoke AF pinko commie Mฤori chick๐ŸฆŽ #ToituTeTiriti ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธJoin the Union! ยฉAraiteuru NZ Post stamp designed by Waiheke Island designer Manu Smith

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You need this fabulous little frock for the fainting chaise daahling.... ๐Ÿ˜‚

07.10.2025 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An old Hollywood sheer dressing robe with fluffy cuffs.

An old Hollywood sheer dressing robe with fluffy cuffs.

I need one of these to wear when the cops ask about my husband who has gone missing under suspicious circumstances.

07.10.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 466    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

That's an awesome achievement Scout โค๏ธtau kฤ“!

07.10.2025 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How Peters and Seymour react when they incite political violence, btw. And there are numerous examples of them doing this.

The fact that this dichotomy exists, and that media and some politicians are buying into it, is a signal of increasing fascism, for whatever thatโ€™s worth.

06.10.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Mine finishes his Masters at Otago uni in December and headed for Oz in January 12th-ticket paid for and job hunting began in July in WA, NT and NSW. The brain drain from universities and polytechs, of trades and nurses, through the direct action of this Govt will take years to recover... If ever.

06.10.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you'd asked me which celebrity would posthumously unveil a list of people she wanted fired into the sun, I would not have guessed Jane Goodall

05.10.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 580    ๐Ÿ” 177    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
Cartoon. Title: Youth 'Pep' talk...

A tiny Luxon is in the hall talking to young people. He's standing on a stool with his hand casually in his pocket lecturing a room of youth. 

He's saying, "The world doesn't owe you a living! BUT... if you grow up to be a landlord..."

In the audience over 20 young people with varying expressions react to his speech. One in particular is looking at us with a distinct angry face.

Cartoon. Title: Youth 'Pep' talk... A tiny Luxon is in the hall talking to young people. He's standing on a stool with his hand casually in his pocket lecturing a room of youth. He's saying, "The world doesn't owe you a living! BUT... if you grow up to be a landlord..." In the audience over 20 young people with varying expressions react to his speech. One in particular is looking at us with a distinct angry face.

My cartoon in today's www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

Luxon giving his 'best' advice to unemployed youth...

#NzPol #Caricature #Cartoon #PoliticalCartoon #EditorialCartoon #Luxon

06.10.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 148    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Orchardists reject Luxon's claim sector is 'crying out' for workers The Prime Minister is urging young people to look for work in the sector amid changes to the Jobseeker benefit.

Lazy Luxon short on fact checking, again, before he makes major policy changes. The lack of "real life" intel is staggering inside this coalition govt.

Orchards not 'crying out' for workers right now, fruit growers say www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

06.10.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ฤ€e, when I was at high school you could leave at 15 yrs and there were jobs everywhere. I went into public service and wage freezes but within 2 years we went through the share market crash and then the 90s and Ruthanasia. Young people have had a shitty time under every Nat Govt ๐Ÿ˜•

06.10.2025 06:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's so many businesses closing down or restructuring at the moment it must be scary being a kid starting out at 16 looking for a job. I've got one coming out of uni with a Masters in Geology and everyone wants someone with experience. He will go to Oz. What a bloody nightmare for our kids.

06.10.2025 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โค๏ธ #ouch

06.10.2025 06:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was sooo good aye. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ

06.10.2025 06:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"What I'd say to you, very clearly, is fuck them kids." #nzpol

06.10.2025 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We.... We.... We... ๐Ÿ˜‚

05.10.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my god! Wr still don't have an edit button for those pesky predictive text problems.

#IsAnyoneListening

05.10.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think it's young people we need to be worried about "wasting" tax payer $$$. Perhaps we need to cast our beady accusatory eyes across to the tax avoidets who aren't you and I.

They are more likely to be the funders and lobbyists of the current coalition Govt.

05.10.2025 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trusts and top tax rate:IRD identified 800 people who may have incorrectly used trusts & companies to avoid the top 39% tax rate. In 2023, govt closed a loophole where income was being retained in trusts to avoid top tax rate.

05.10.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And tricky Nicky:Charitable sector: In December 2024, reports surfaced that about $2 billion in the charitable sector was untaxed. The Finance Minister at the time, Nicola Willis, promised to close loopholes relating to charities.

05.10.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

April 2023,NZCTU stated that the govt is potentially "missing out on billions of dollars in taxation" due to tax avoidance by the wealthy. 2024 NZ Herald article estimated tax avoidance costs the economy $7โ€“$8 billion annually,with IRD recovering about $1 billion of that through investigations

05.10.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Global tax abuses: A 2020 report by the Tax Justice Network estimated that New Zealand loses US$401 million (approximately NZ$577 million) per year through global tax abuses, such as profit-shifting by multinational corporations.

05.10.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Compliance activity: A recent enforcement crackdown by the IRD is showing how significant these tax shortfalls can be. In the second half of 2024 alone, 3,600 audits uncovered $600 million in undeclared tax, with half of that coming from fewer than 10 audits of large businesses.

05.10.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep, it's the same old "bash a beneficiary" or "lazy youf" rhetoric to gain a couple of votes.

Lazy Luxon chasing 4000 kids to save approx $1.3M year but won't chase Destiny church charitable trust or Gloriavale, with charities estimated to be avoiding $2.0B year in tax avoidance.

05.10.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 90    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Yep it was awful watching excellent submitters being thwarted by the 5mins talk time. Terrible but deliberately thwarting a democratic process.

08.07.2025 07:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Live feed day 2 select committee hereโฌ‡๏ธ

08.07.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do Airports limited get 10mins of select committee time to support the #RSB but Iwi, Unions and others opposing get 5mins? What's the rule difference?

Very confusing or is that the purpose.

08.07.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#RSB
Imagine having to employ security to escort you into a Parliamentary Select Committee to present your Oral Submission on a Bill, thanks to the behaviour of a Deputy PM.
#TanyaWaikato
#nzpol

08.07.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dr Jane Kelsey #ManaWahine #RSB #SelectCommittee totally agree with her that it's all a farcical parody of the whole legislative process from the bill to the min speaking time at select committee stage. This is the demolition of our democracy by the 8%er.

08.07.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here's the best description this morning of David Seymours bot whinge:

"having a fucken sook" ๐Ÿ˜‚

#nzpol

03.06.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arrrggggghhhhh.

03.06.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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