Batsy Cline (she/her)🎄

Never had a part time job that allowed me to earn paid leave before but I currently have 18 hours of annual leave and 22 hours of sick leave after working 6 months. May not seem like a lot, but aside from Saturdays, my shifts are 4-5 hours long. I can already take 3 days of vacation if I wanted to

Me in a green velvet dress and red lipstick holding a copy of Hark The Herald Angels Scream edited by Christopher Golden.

Book 37 of 2025! This is a Christmas horror anthology that I love so much I bought it after finding it at the library. There's humor, fae, ghosts, murder, and everything in between. It's a festive fright that is helping my grim little heart feel something this season. Highly recommend!

Also we probably don’t have specific textbooks but we literally have sections full of test prep for everything from SAT and ASVAB to MCAT. It’s a great resource 🙂

We have that PUBLISHER who puts out lots of test prep books, but if you can’t tell me which one you need after I read a list of what we have, I can’t help you over the phone 10 minutes before we close

Phone was ringing off the hook in the circulation department tonight so in the interest of public service, I’d like to gently remind everyone that the library does have test prep books but we don’t know “the yellow and black one for [local college.]” (cont)

Marley and Me. Neverrr again

Pending one more evaluation, I should add lol. But there shouldn’t be any major issues

I’ve officially had my job for 6 months so I’m not a probationary employee anymore! 🎉

Shouting “No! That’s obviously fae food! Don’t eat it!” At my book like a well adjusted person

It’s 41 degrees outside at noon. I love it. Despite my August birthday, I’m not a summer person

Now that you mention it, I can see that. I just see 2 hourglass figures and think a better idea would be to show an apple figure and an hourglass or something. (I hate these terms, for the record)

Calling a 1-2” difference in measurement a different body type makes me question your fashion design knowledge because come TF on man

….these are not two different body types lol. Only the height is different. This is why I gave up buying from goth/alt brands. It’s all smoke and mirrors marketing

There’s a lot of talk about Sabrina basically selling herself for the male gaze (ew internalized misogyny) but at least she’s in their face about using her music in their ads. Roan is lukewarm at best

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Me: everything sucks but at least football brings me joy

2025 football season:

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Me being a football fan this year

The league is garbage to watch this year. Like I know people are glad other teams are dominating for once and I get that, but I’m all the way done. I wanna go home

My first Kansas winter (which started in October that year) almost put me in my grave. I’m with JR 😂

Thanks!

The year started with Kendrick Lamar murdering Drake on live TV and it’s ending with 50 Cent murdering Diddy via a documentary and what I’m learning is that I’m not hating enough

And im muting this because apparently I’m touchy

Look my government withheld my family’s main income for over a month and I’m trying to afford Christmas and groceries and medicine that just went up $20 with insurance. Now’s not the time for a lecture

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Every time you go to that site for anything

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your internet’s extended warranty”

The noise and fluorescent lights and hard cot ugh. The hangziety would be unbearable

I watch DUI stop footage when I’m bored and what always goes through my head is imagine waking up hungover as hell (because you will be…the jail isn’t giving you Gatorade lol) in a cell and then being shown that footage. I’d simply cease to exist

Thank you!

When I say that my life is a southern gothic novel, I mean it. My great grandfather died on my 8th birthday. That’s some Faulkner shit

Just learned the guy recently died (youngish) from cancer so out of respect I’m not gonna name him but jeebus

LOL I just read a short story written by a man and it was so SO bad. Like so bad. He injected lesbian attraction where there didn’t need to be any (it literally made no sense. Clearly his fetish) & his idea of how women think is laughable at best. The ending was bad too. Mechanically bad writing