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I think it had a lot of interesting parts but it did not come together elegantly as a whole... might still be an good watch as more of a background thing

The Empty Man (2020)

yeah

> looking for medieval art
> ask the artist if their art is historically accurate or victorian
> they don't understand
> I pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is historically accurate and what is victorian
> they laugh and say "its a good art sir"
> buy the art
> it's victorian

I'm drawing something medieval but specifically Victorian medieval which is to say, inaccurate

if you are interested in retro graphic design and advertisements, it is a treasure trove

btw I scanned and uploaded a bunch of vintage Chinese brochures from 1982 to itchio elzarth.itch.io/vintage-chin...

called my doctor and did my laundry and returned a favor owed and responded to messages and worked on a personal project and for WHAT?? "the satisfaction of a job well done"?? this is a rip off

it sucks that you don't get some sort of cheerleader who will applaud you when you get all your tasks done for the day. I should get rewarded for this. what do you mean I did all that for nothing

something jucika-esque in this one

the well-behaved & dutiful citizenry

sensible chuckle at the cartoons from this chinese magazine from 1982

I had no problem with gender neutral bathrooms until now but I've decided we can't allow couples inside them. I'm not gonna listen to you BOTH pee

I was in a bathroom stall and I heard a female voice on the right of me say "this is our first gender neutral bathroom experience" and then a male voice on the left of me said "yeah haha". third wheeling on the toilet..... indignities never cease

redwoods.... they really do look cathedral-like

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

just saw a man pick up a half-drunk cup of taco bell baja blast, rip off the top, chug the liquid inside, and then throw it back on the ground..... ??????

I can't help it if savory japanese sauce bottles make the best containers for simple syrup

vanilla syrup in the kikkoman bottle and jasmine syrup in the hondashi stock bottle. just a small look into my twisted mind

new patch & new pin arrangement on my jacket

[transmitting its essence to you through ESP] ⚡️⚡️⚡️🧠

I had clotted cream and nothing to put it in so I made scones (pecan & walnut)

I see a dairy-based meal and all my ancestors who gave me lactose tolerance manifest on my shoulders like angels and demand I embrace my birthright

I wanna eat this so bad

I've been meaning to digitize these for a while but it's so much work 😫

I have a bunch of ephemera from 80s China that I might scan and maybe sell as a texture pack online... genuinely some cool/interesting photography and graphic design

no I don't think I will

thanks for the recommendation! I'm definitely interested in normal people clothing, and it's often difficult to find good references

my hair dryer broke so now I'm using my parents' hair dryer that is so old it was made in "British Hong Kong"

the first book stops at 1485 and the second one starts at 1490..... I guess we'll never know what they were wearing for those five years in between.....