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Two frames. Title: “THE FOF OF WAR” Frame one. Reporter in front of the White House spokesperson’s lectern where Karoline Leavitt and Pete Hegseth stand. Reporter says, “How do you know the boats were full of drug smugglers, and why were they denied due process?” Second frame same set-up but Leavitt and Hegseth blow thick fog out of their mouths, obscuring reporter and question.

Fog.
My @smh @theage cartoon.

Mockler: It's honestly humiliating that other countries are treating our president like a child, like a baby. It's like if I created a peace prize and I gave it to myself. I'm like, I'm just going to keep this medal on all night. Our president is an actual child

JFC

Nazi shit

let him sop you up! 🎶

Let's wait and see when (if) they ever award another one. I love the pic of him grunting to put it on. I think we should give me more medals that are deceptively heavier and heavier ;)

charge - num fundo escuro, um homem carrega uma mulher no ombro. Ele está de costas e caminha para longe. Dela não se vê o rosto, apenas os cabelos e os braços estirados em direção ao chão. Dos lados se lê: nem todo homem, mas sempre um homem.

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Polar Department of Naughty or Nice North American Division Agent:Elf Assignment: Shelf Current target(s) has been downgraded to: mischief It has been decided parental reporting will be sufficient for ongoing observations. Agent is requireed to return to headquarters for debriefing before reassignment to naughtier target(s). Agent to report no later than: Tuesday Unca Lar Senior Duty Gnome Polar Dept: NA Division CONFIDENTIAL

A gift for you: If you're a parent who is regretting letting the Elf on a Shelf into your home, here is a duty reassignment order you can show to your kids that the Elf was needed elsewhere. Printable png 8X10 300dpi so it can fit well on an A4 for non North American printers.

A screenshot of a social media post from Transfer News Live. The post headline says that Donald Trump has won the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize. Below, a photo shows two men in dark suits walking at a formal event: the man on the left has light hair and a red tie, the man on the right is bald with a dark tie. People and lights are blurred in the background, and a Subscribe button is visible at the top.

A bit like winning best truck stop men’s room vending machine sandwich.

@asherperlman.bsky.social

do you mean barren? or am I missing something about a liaison with Trump's youngest?

weirdo @JackPosobiec reacts to netflix possibly buying warner bros: “They're going to make Looney Tunes gay They're going to make everything gay”

bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok

No surprise, here. Anything he says is either an exaggeration or a lie.

Thou Shalt Not Murder Fishermen While Pardoning Drug Lords This is evil.

Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.

I loved those as a kid!

Same energy

#trump #sleep #trumpsleeping #news

Immigrants make us stronger

A “Dressbarn” in Muncie, Indiana had been named the inaugural winner of the FIFA “Most Super Glamorous Parisian Haute Couture” award.

A political cartoon by Megan Herbert showing US Admiral Bradley sitting at a table playing the board game Battleship with a group of unidentified opponents lurking in the gloom on the other side of the table. As the Admiral prepares to make his move, he is visibly anxious. Standing behind him, looming over him, is US Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, sleeves rolled up, novelty American flag tie and tattoos on display, saying "What was that, Admiral? A1 to J10 inclusive? Heroic move that was definitely all your idea."

Got your back.
My cartoon in today's @theageaustralia.bsky.social and @sydmorningherald.bsky.social

Not Falling For It

Kegsbreath can dodge and weave, but it looks like even some Trumpublicans are not falling for it.

The most corrupt Supreme Court in history

It’s disgusting and easily debunked.

Elise Stefanik just humiliated Mike Johnson so hard his son’s phone got an alert

President Mayonnaise Sculpture crashing out all night like an overstimulated tween is pretty solid proof that MRI was “perfect”

The “fog” is not knowing whether it’s the gallows or the gimlets that will get this wife-beating war criminal

1 - man and woman snuggling on the couch '- woman says 'honey, can u go see if the baby is sleeping?' 2 - the dad opening up door 3 - the baby saying 'fuck white supremacy!' 4 - man looks back at wife and says 'naw baby she woke af'