He’s a ten but it’s the pain scale.

Well we’re gonna need something to replace GLP1s for weight loss.

We need to build systems that can answer simple questions without the need for a human touch, and reduce the expectation to patients that they can get unlimited free access to medical advice through the patient portal.

All the ideas that involve using support staff to manage messages just adds cost and inefficiency and IMO is not worth it. The end result everywhere I’ve worked is clinicians being told to see more patients so they can pay those people and then it’s right back to where you started.

I have always thought baseball would be more exciting played on ice by a bunch of on call doctors.

Maybe the point he’s trying to make is that the availability of safe operative delivery when indicated correlates with lower risk of anoxic brain injury and or death oh wait that’s the point I’m trying to make, he’s just an asshole.

Time to modernize health care, let’s replace the term physician with “health influencer” and start teaching courses on TikTok Dance in medical school instead of cell membrane physiology or whatever useless nerd stuff they’re still going on about

Good news, by the time you get all those labs back the calcium will have simply normalized.

Ok but to be fair to me, I have no other skills. What was I supposed to do?

Happy Honda Days to those who celebrate.

Capitalismas is the holiday that truly unites us all.

How do you rank SVC tho

Can the words be written here? Do these count? Am I writing??

Drawing of a snake biting its own tail but not the end of the tail just like a little bit up from the end also its eyes look goofy

Ourodoofus

Looks like @glaucomflecken.bsky.social needs to drop a new heel-turn ortho bro character

That skeleton lived to be 900 years old, though.

News from the front lines is that guy wasn’t actually powering the health insurance engine and it continues to run. I think we’re going to have to send a guy in an X-wing to fire a proton torpedo into a thermal exhaust port, it’s the only way.

@rogerseheult.bsky.social

Just to be crystal clear, the New York Post are saying killing a rich white CEO is bad but killing a black homeless man is good

Yes, medical training is long and arduous and you will accumulate untold debt, but once you are an attending you will be given the opportunity to see a patient who was two hours late over your lunch break and it will all feel so worth it. #primarycare

“Yeah whatever it says in the bottle, that’s what I take.” “How should I know, you’re the doctor.”

The most dangerous tee.

How long until RFK, Jr makes us replace the fluoride in the water supply with opium

At our sleep lecture they taught us that a 30 minute nap between 1 and 2 AM was basically like a full night’s sleep. Very valuable health advice!

The peer they have to get through to get to you is Texaco Mike

Please put them through an arduous and arbitrary prior authorization and peer review process prior to approving the meeting

I feel like there may be no product real or imagined with a lower focus group rating than something called “fentanyl vaccine for law enforcement”

Maybe someday our great grandchildren’s great grandchildren will look upon skibidi toilet and related content like we look upon Shakespeare, like gosh what a dignified time but maybe I’m just not smart enough to get it.

Well, it’s that time of year when I gauge my PHQ-9 score by the speed at which I cover my house with Christmas lights. #SeasonalAffectiveDecorations

Giving thanks today for the small things that make practicing primary care tolerable:
- Japanese ballpoint pens
- an office with a working thermostat and a window
- AirPods that still work after being run through the washing machine
- the “do not allow replies” button on my EMR

Well yes, if the rug doesn’t come pre-seasoned it is necessary to soak it in emesis if you want to develop the flavor.