@outerorbits.bsky.social
Iβm the human equivalent of a raccoon falling down your chimney: surprising, messy, but kinda funny with time and distance. (she/her) π«AI slop Avi by @cozydalia.bsky.social
bringing home the gold in being weird and off-putting
18.02.2026 04:47 β π 65 π 26 π¬ 0 π 1There is joy in movement. Specifically, when it stops and you can lie down for a bit.
18.02.2026 14:42 β π 17 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0said βwhat a dayβ before 6:30am so thatβs how my day is going
18.02.2026 14:22 β π 97 π 23 π¬ 5 π 0"Al is here to stay"
well ok, but me complaining about Al is also here to stay
Sometimes not having much to say is quite enough
18.02.2026 03:27 β π 51 π 25 π¬ 2 π 0They should invent a me that sleeps
18.02.2026 05:04 β π 30 π 14 π¬ 2 π 0every time i think i canβt eat anymore chocolate, oh boy am i wrong
18.02.2026 08:53 β π 21 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Be nice to people with glasses. We pay to see you
18.02.2026 11:48 β π 105 π 39 π¬ 3 π 0I guess we're all just going to keep going or fall apart. Kinda both.
14.02.2026 13:30 β π 17 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0I'll come back to bsky soon, but a new cat has been spotted prowling around my yard and I need to befriend it
12.02.2026 13:07 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Can I call you back I accidentally got impaled on my neighbours fence again
12.02.2026 12:53 β π 65 π 6 π¬ 3 π 0itβs difficult to concentrate when youβre not buried in mashed potatoes
04.01.2026 15:14 β π 41 π 16 π¬ 1 π 0I just need cheese and quiet.
04.01.2026 02:00 β π 158 π 21 π¬ 10 π 3Being self employed is hard, Iβm not a good boss or employee
12.02.2026 05:37 β π 148 π 31 π¬ 6 π 0what if I went to sleep at a reasonable hour, what then?
12.02.2026 07:56 β π 76 π 23 π¬ 11 π 2If you walk about with a hands free earpiece in i'm gonna go ahead and assume you're a spy
12.02.2026 00:23 β π 68 π 21 π¬ 7 π 0sometimes, if youβre up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
11.02.2026 09:27 β π 2400 π 432 π¬ 45 π 15following my typical pattern of hibernating unless it's about to be a holiday
11.02.2026 22:57 β π 35 π 3 π¬ 7 π 0No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
11.02.2026 01:46 β π 20278 π 4534 π¬ 111 π 67my cat is clicker trained in the sense that i turn on the heated blanket to 3 and she comes running
10.02.2026 11:28 β π 115 π 7 π¬ 3 π 0your art is more valuable to me than ever
07.02.2026 18:46 β π 397 π 102 π¬ 6 π 1Finally unlocked double jump. Can't wait to see what's on my roof
08.02.2026 03:39 β π 28 π 11 π¬ 0 π 0Neither January nor February but a secret more catatonic third thing
01.02.2026 15:20 β π 119 π 44 π¬ 4 π 1*opens app for the first time all winter*
*starts scrolling*
*closes app again for six more weeks*
I bet I could skip this phone halfway across a big pond on a clear day
03.02.2026 04:54 β π 153 π 51 π¬ 6 π 0someone playing my bones like a xylophone would fix me
03.02.2026 12:45 β π 112 π 35 π¬ 6 π 0Happy Groundhog Day! Donβt forget to cook your groundhog to an internal temperature of 160 degrees
02.02.2026 13:18 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0You're supposed to get your spark plugs changed at age 30. You have been going in for your routine maintenance...right?
02.02.2026 06:28 β π 10 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0itβs tough out there and in here (my brain)
27.01.2026 17:27 β π 54 π 17 π¬ 0 π 0*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
27.01.2026 04:20 β π 14269 π 5474 π¬ 347 π 92
