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Iโ€™m the human equivalent of a raccoon falling down your chimney: surprising, messy, but kinda funny with time and distance. (she/her) ๐ŸšซAI slop Avi by @cozydalia.bsky.social

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Misplaced my reading glasses and inadvertently caught an afternoon manatee. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

25.11.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It wasnโ€™t a social media post, it was a glimmer of hope.

22.11.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know who is ready to hear this but people donโ€™t have to add value

Like people should also be allowed to exist for free

27.05.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2160    ๐Ÿ” 588    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

Thanks for sharing a slice of that story with us too!

27.11.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get that! But you did good. Plus got some cool pics and have a unique story about your cross-country sprint with Road Dog.

27.11.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I consider it my solemn duty to click like on your cute pet photos.

27.11.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did indeed! Truly an incredible roadtrip. Have you driven a long haul like that before?

27.11.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a journey! Iโ€™m glad you and Road Dog made it to your destination safe and sound.

27.11.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Digital artwork of a witch standing in front of an open closet with a black cat. The closet is filled with a starry cloak, eyes hoodie, and a floral coat

Digital artwork of a witch standing in front of an open closet with a black cat. The closet is filled with a starry cloak, eyes hoodie, and a floral coat

witchโ€™s closet ๐ŸŒธ

27.11.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1000    ๐Ÿ” 259    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

allow the purity of cornbread to guide you

31.07.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chewing the fat with the family is all well and good until someone starts snarling and the whole pack gets too aggressive

20.12.2024 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aw, this is sweet. I hope you guys have a great holiday. ๐Ÿฆƒ

27.11.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.

27.11.2025 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6794    ๐Ÿ” 2503    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 123    ๐Ÿ“Œ 134
scribble art of Ragost cooking up a meal

scribble art of Ragost cooking up a meal

look at him go

27.11.2025 12:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1167    ๐Ÿ” 291    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Happy "weekend where I dont have to spend time with my problematic family" to my fellow non Americans

26.11.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suddenly want to watch The Cat Came Back again (we watched it in school when I was a kid and it was GREAT)

27.11.2025 06:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we watched this once in grade two and the song has lived in my head ever since! ๐Ÿ˜น

27.11.2025 08:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Chocolate chip cookies on a cooling rack over a blue mat

Chocolate chip cookies on a cooling rack over a blue mat

cookies for tomorrow have been made and have passed taste testing quality control

26.11.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

computer, set coordinates to the gravy nebula

26.11.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™re all great but Button is extra special to me ๐Ÿป

26.11.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey kids. I just talked to your bosses. They said you can knock off early. No donโ€™t ask them. Close up shop. Pencils down. Hit the road. Safe travels and enjoy a piping hot cup of gravy. Also steal whatever office supplies you want on your way out. Itโ€™s cool. For real.

26.11.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 270    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

we have to stop thinking about art in terms of the rapid timelapses we see in tiktoks and reels. don't you know that painters back in renaissance times often spent years on one painting? years! it is a massive investment of our time and energy

26.11.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking โ€œwow I really relate to this persons workโ€ or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. Itโ€™s a hard time to be a creative.

26.11.2025 06:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6362    ๐Ÿ” 2948    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 90

to say that my patience is wearing thin implies that i have patience and i assure you, i do not

26.11.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The wizard carefully puts together academic notes on a paper he is peer-reviewing.

26.11.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Up next: My deeply personal journey of decomposing on my couch

26.11.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 157    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

tell your mom i said whatโ€™s up

26.11.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better

26.11.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 310    ๐Ÿ” 87    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So whatโ€™s your take

POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out

24.05.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2247    ๐Ÿ” 266    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

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