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Chance Townsend

@offbrandchance.bsky.social

Journalist @mashable, cat father, and Cade Cunningham's biggest fan. Chicago πŸ“

112 Followers  |  162 Following  |  33 Posts  |  Joined: 05.09.2023  |  1.9575

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brother that is GRIM

09.02.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 352    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 19
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We regret to inform you that pickup artists and pranksters have discovered Meta Ray-Ban smart glasses. They're creeping on women on the street, bothering firefighters at work, and harassing retail workers for content. (🧡1/7)

22.01.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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LeBron James' 'Second Decision' is another example of pervasive celebrity ad culture LeBron James' Second Decision announcement turned about to be an ad for Hennessy. It's yet another example of pervasive celebrity ad culture.

mashable.com/article/lebr...

08.10.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump administration wields X like a weapon Trump cabinet members and his administration's departments use X to hurl insults and push their nativist agenda.

Two new features out: one on annoying celebrity ad culture and the other on the terminally online and annoying Trump cabinet. S/O @ryangeddie.bsky.social for his help on this one

mashable.com/article/why-...

08.10.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bengals game was genuinely miserable to watch 🫩

30.09.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This OnlyFans model found her photos on Reddit β€” with someone else's face AI may be taking catfishing to a whole other level.

Small little feature about the terrifying reality of AI when it comes to scamming and catfishing. Please read πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

mashable.com/article/redd...

15.05.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anonymous researchers used AI bots to experiment on a Reddit debate subreddit Researchers claiming to be with the University of Zurich used AI bots to generate thousands of comments in r/changemyview.

Researchers claiming to be with the University of Zurich used AI bots to generate thousands of comments in r/changemyview.

28.04.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bring back large groups of muscular men in loincloths that speak on the glory of battle and the ritual of mortality

08.04.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The people yearn for the oars. bring back boats powered by hundreds of dudes rowing rhythmically to a drum beat

08.04.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This will be the first ever non title 1v1 women’s match at WrestleMania in 19 years

Also the first ever 1v1 women’s match at WrestleMania with no stipulation or title involved

05.04.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Oprah Show and it’s consequences have been disastrous for the human race

03.04.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In your face: The brutal aesthetics of MAGA Does proximity to power rely on a specific look?

I'm a young mom who now smells like a sandwich and looks like a wreck. So, Botox and fillers are certainly top of mind.

But for MAGA, something...different...seems to be happening. And American politics, like our faces, may never recover.

17.03.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6
Γ€ white woman wearing a mask and white top

Γ€ white woman wearing a mask and white top

I did my first in-person panel ever this evening, please clap.

12.03.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 175    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2
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Bluesky CEO: imagine a 'world without Caesars' Jay Graber dunks on Mark Zuckerberg without mentioning his name.

the feminine urge to

10.03.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 73678    πŸ” 9914    πŸ’¬ 1260    πŸ“Œ 803

Hahaha hey I wrote that 🀩 thank u @jay.bsky.team

11.03.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

likewise!

10.03.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nico Harrison might be a bigger villain than 2009 Randy Orton

07.03.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s 2005 and Detroit is good again. Come over. We’re gonna eat pizza rolls and watch the Pistons game in my basement and then play Halo 2 co-op on legendary

25.02.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ngl Frank Underwood woulda never let this happen

17.02.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love my cat ❀️

09.02.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna travel back in time and show Issac Newton a β€œBest NBA dunks” compilation so I can thank him for discovering gravity

03.12.2024 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is gonna hit like crack #AEW

25.11.2024 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why’d it take me so long to get a crockpot

25.11.2024 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rewatching Modern Family for the first time since I was a literal child and reflecting immensity of it’s impact on gay rights/acceptance

24.11.2024 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Death, Taxes and A&M going 8-4. Thank you Auburn 🀘🏾

24.11.2024 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What happened to phrasing?

24.11.2024 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: Tulsi Gabbard is on a TSA watch list because of her suspicious foreign travel patterns

Maybe β€” just maybe, hear me out here β€” the nominee for Director of National Intelligence should NOT be someone who made a TSA watch list for her suspicious foreign travel patterns

22.11.2024 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 15510    πŸ” 4721    πŸ’¬ 437    πŸ“Œ 215
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oh goodie

23.11.2024 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 513    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2
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SecDef nominee Pete Hegseth in his book β€œThe War on Warriors”:

β€œI define a woman as someone who is actually a woman.”

What a fucking idiot 😭

23.11.2024 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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