BellerophonC

They can both go f**k themselves

1. Brew some tea in a teapot
2. Prepare cups/mugs, teaspoons and a separate pot of cream/milk
3. No more guilt/shame of making a weak cuppa tea for anyone

I missed the window for my bedtime and now I’m wide awake 😤😵‍💫 weather is too hot for some warm milk so I drank it cold. Hope the trick works to ease me into dreamland.

Self reminder to read this skeet again when I have time and attention span

Bad time to ask this question imo. Too much 💩 happening simultaneously.

(祝你全家 新年快乐 恭喜发财）

Famous lines from films meet inspirational quotes:

“Iris, in the movies we have leading ladies and we have the best friend. You, I can tell, are a leading lady, but for some reason you are behaving like the best friend.” 🥺🫠

To Elton that’s probably just a typical Monday tantrum 🤨

Never lie to your partner/wife/husband about having a full English 😂 she probably smelt the bacon on your breath

Blanchardstown ice skating dome in Millennium Park collapsed as a result of Storm Éowyn The business operator said the structure blew down between 7am and 8am when Storm Éowyn was at its height in Dublin.

www.irishtimes.com/video/video/...
@mcnastyprime.bsky.social yikes. Seeing flying trampolines was incredulous but an ice rink destroyed is just 😱. Are your folks alright?

Beetroot Salad Served on Cathay Pacific Flight Sicken 43 Passengers The Centre for Health Protection (CHP) concluded its epidemiological investigation into food poisoning clusters on two Cathay Pacific Airways (CX) flights from Kathmandu, Nepal.

aviationa2z.com/index.php/20... Beetroot Salad Served on Cathay Pacific Flight Sicken 43 Passengers

What?? Beetroot salad with some staphylococcus on top? Nasty. And CX is not the only airline to have food poisoning cases - any airline can have this problem.

Don’t bother coming back. The blasted thing ought to stay down and offline permanently

I can’t think of any country without shit politicians in key government positions or the LOTO. SMH.

Some of us have moved from being disappointed at him to “you and your friends are getting your collective asses kicked in the next election” 😂🤨

Sigh. Joan Plowright and Maggie Smith left this world earlier. To see Judi Dench slowly deteriorate like this is sad. Wishing her and Ian McKellen good health 🙏❤️

Ugly. Uninspired. LV ought to kick the “designer” out for this 💩.

#TrumpIsACunt

SissySpaceX aka SpaceKaren did a Nazi salute in public. Fuck him 🤬
#TrumpIsACunt
#FuckTrump
#FuckMAGA

Janey Godley holding a placard reading “Trump is a c*nt”

Thank you and RIP Janey Godley.
#FuckTrump
#FuckMAGA

Using a speech translator will not result in a good ending methinks 😬

Britain is learning to do this from its former colonies 🇭🇰🇸🇬🇲🇾. 😬

😱 oh merde 😬

If you need any reason to abhor cryptocurrency and all related stuff, this would be a good one. Ugh. #FuckTrump
#TrumpIsACunt

Make SissySpacex pay a huge fine for polluting the atmosphere and anywhere the debris landed

Anytime SissySpacex/SpaceKaren is having a bad day is a time for everyone else to party 😂

RIP David Lynch. Loved Twin Peaks and Mulholland Drive. 🙏

The brotherhood of acabs. Always behaving like b’s wherever they are. 😤

Malaysian PM launches UK's largest brownfield development Developers hope the new town will be the most sustainable in the UK.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
So this is why the silver tongued snake made a visit to Britain. 🤬

Easier to flip birds 🖕 at them. How convenient. #FuckTrump

appleinsider.com/articles/25/... Mac mini may have a USB-C connectivity problem

Yikes. Anyone intending to buy the new Mac mini, be aware. (I’m glad I chose to buy the M2 one instead)

Oh I’m not betting on who’ll look better 5 years from now. That fella already looks like a ghoul.