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Kliph Scurlock

@kliphscurlock.bsky.social

The Kansas homewrecker and heartbreaker. Pro music. Anti billionaire. Anti fascist. Pro cat. Anti capitalism. Pro hug. Pro sushi. Anti Spotify. Anti Amazon.

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NO REFORMS!!! No "wait until Democrats are in power" bullshit! Remember how Mitch McConnell got the Republicans (who were in more of a minority than Dems are now) to stonewall everything Obama tried to do? DO WHAT YOU WERE HIRED TO DO! ABOLISH ICE NOW!!

12.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can't reform that mess. It must be abolished.

12.02.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was that the little kid with the cute hat that the ICE pigs kidnapped the other week that he gave the Grammy to?

09.02.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And that it was all done in broad daylight with no smoke, mirrors or lights to help.

09.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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R.I.P. to the absolutely brilliant, hilarious and kind Catherine O'Hara.

30.01.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think they know. It's no coincidence that the Grindr servers get stretched to a breaking point in cities every time there's some sort of big Republican convention there. They're self-loathing and closeted and take out their loathing and hatred on the rest of us.

27.01.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love that version!!

27.01.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fantasy is reality in the world today.......

24.01.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

listen, you can’t hate america more than americans hate america.

21.01.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1953    πŸ” 362    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 38

I'll trade you for a Guinness World Record from 2011 or 2012.

16.01.2026 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think Krasnov can do that.

12.01.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is he drunk? He sure seems to be slurring his words a lot.

12.01.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good.

This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it.

A thread on how to do that 🧡

11.01.2026 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5673    πŸ” 4253    πŸ’¬ 322    πŸ“Œ 468
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British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good LONDONβ€”Delighting his schoolmates as he weaved a rich tapestry of life in the United States, newly returned British exchange student Ethan Rowe, 15, reportedly regaled his friends Tuesday with stories...

British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good

11.01.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1096    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 24

I know they consumed lots of laxatives in Charlotte. They were met with a very "bless your heart" resistance. That's why they fled so quickly.

10.01.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ABOLISH ICE!

07.01.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck, yeah!! Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day!!!

04.01.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gruff Rhys Signature Spruce Green Love Garden Cap The caps are Yupoong 6089M Classic Snapback Cap in Spruce with direct embroidery on the front. Use Code LOCALPICKUP at checkout for in-person...

You're imagining things.

01.01.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honorable mention goes to "The Day My Baby Gave Me A Surprize" by Devo.

31.12.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

27.12.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 47074    πŸ” 14500    πŸ’¬ 957    πŸ“Œ 3143

Why must you become a state approved propaganda apparatus?

26.12.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
1971 version: The Singing Dogs - Jingle Bells (mono 45)
YouTube video by The45Prof 1971 version: The Singing Dogs - Jingle Bells (mono 45)

I know I'm a day late here, but........

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSEB...

26.12.2025 09:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thus far, it's just him. Who knows what its final form will be? I'm certain whatever it is will be incredible, though.

25.12.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's doing great! His new music rules and I really wish I was working on it with him (though I honestly can't see what I would contribute other than cups of tea and thumbs up).

24.12.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair, Steven did give a sanitized version of events in the hopes of not ruffling feathers, but Wayne is (once again) absolutely full of shit.

24.12.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Steven all the way!

24.12.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everybody points to Bowie and/or Prince dying as the moment the Earth tilted off its axis and everything started going to shit. Maybe it was Lemmy that was actually holding everything together this whole time and his death was the catalyst.

24.12.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In addition to their despicable business decisions, Spotify has literally THE WORST sound of all streaming services. Ever heard of Ogg Vorbis? It sucks! That's what they use. And their pay system is the most unfair to the creators of that which Daniel Ek's made his billions on the backs of.

22.12.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then quit authorizing funding for endless wars, you feckless asshole!

20.12.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In a world increasingly inhabited by Archie Bunkers, always be a Mike Stivic.

Rest in power, Rob Reiner, and thank you for all the wonderful things you brought to this world.

15.12.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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