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Unprofessional mini painter I have one simple philosophy: Be the person your dog thinks you are. Check out my painting guide blog: https://oormatevladspainting.blogspot.com/ Any/All
A face pulled right from a Benadryl hallucination
AI is still shit at hands
There is a lot of denial of the laws of physics happening here.
I feel like if you can't tell this isn't a real picture just from looking at it, you should have your internet privileges removed.
But asking a far-right coded (literally) hallucination machine to whether this was created by a hallucination machine is a special kind of stupid.
Come now, Tally, you and I both know that estrogen couldn't save Alexandra the Great from the liver failure.
02.11.2025 19:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Estrogen could have saved her.
02.11.2025 18:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gummies?
02.11.2025 05:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No, the "beautiful temple virgin" is a later addition. The Gorgons, in antiquity were *always* portrayed as monstrous and ugly.
02.11.2025 05:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0In the Classical myth, which is the most common version we know of today and which was a later addition to the Gorgon legend, she was not a monster *until* Athena cursed her for the crime of being r*ped by Poseidon. The curse being that she was *so* hideous that it would turn people to stone.
02.11.2025 05:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Had shit load of fun tonight for Halloween shenanigans. OOMFs showed up as Feather's McGraw and a character from that Clair Obscure game that y'all are obsesssed with (Feathers McGraw won first prize!)
02.11.2025 04:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Catherine B-Boy
01.11.2025 09:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The ancient meme of Insane Clown Posse asking "Fucking magnets, how do they work?"
Been churning out dungeon tiles on the printer and magnetising the bases, and It's got me like:
31.10.2025 18:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hate how people think it's "an act". Like, "working class" folks can be really fucking clever, intelligence isn't the sole province of people with university degrees.
31.10.2025 18:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0America was a mistake.
31.10.2025 11:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not watching the video, but if it's the symbol I think it is, you'd have to be living at the bottom of the sea to not know what it is.
31.10.2025 08:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"This dress is incapable of containing my TITANIC GLUTES!"
31.10.2025 08:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tally, we invented Halloween.
30.10.2025 22:09 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Don't want to discount your experiences, but it was the total opposite over here.
30.10.2025 22:07 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Drugs are expensive, nobody's giving it to kids for free.
30.10.2025 22:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's to be expected, considering Ed's a Canadian.
28.10.2025 16:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I agree, but I'll also raise that Revelations is probably the single most metal part of the bible
28.10.2025 15:01 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What about blaseball?
28.10.2025 11:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't think that rant would have been anywhere near as effective as it was if they had cast anyone *but* J.K. Simmons as Cave Johnson.
28.10.2025 08:27 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah, my resin printer hasn't needed recalibrated since getting it, but boy howdy am I tired of fiddling with the knobs on the FDM printer...
26.10.2025 14:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Obligatory Scots translation
26.10.2025 11:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do it!
26.10.2025 11:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"'maximum effect' as a phrase makes me want to fistfight the author"
Would you say you want to punch them in the face for maximum effect?
Knowing Gary Gygax was a racist, sexist piece of shit really puts the Drow, a race of black people where women rule over men, in a different light.
25.10.2025 13:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh aye, cannae wait tae git crackin' oan tha Scots lanuest wan ae thus.
25.10.2025 08:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, there's a lot of cross-pollination between the Scots language and the Geordie dialect because they both share a common root (Northumbrian Anglic)
25.10.2025 08:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Don't go disparaging the joys of sitting down in Newcastle city centre of an evening, with a can of lager (to blend in) and taking in the haunting beauty of the Geordie mating song.
24.10.2025 21:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0