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Unprofessional mini painter I have one simple philosophy: Be the person your dog thinks you are. Check out my painting guide blog: https://oormatevladspainting.blogspot.com/ Any/All

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a man in a superman costume is standing in front of a cloudy sky and says the joke . ALT: a man in a superman costume is standing in front of a cloudy sky and says the joke .
03.11.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A face pulled right from a Benadryl hallucination

A face pulled right from a Benadryl hallucination

AI is still shit at hands

AI is still shit at hands

There is a lot of denial of the laws of physics happening here.

There is a lot of denial of the laws of physics happening here.

I feel like if you can't tell this isn't a real picture just from looking at it, you should have your internet privileges removed.

But asking a far-right coded (literally) hallucination machine to whether this was created by a hallucination machine is a special kind of stupid.

03.11.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come now, Tally, you and I both know that estrogen couldn't save Alexandra the Great from the liver failure.

02.11.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Estrogen could have saved her.

02.11.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A helmet has always been a good idea
YouTube video by RΓ₯det for Sikker Trafik A helmet has always been a good idea
02.11.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gummies?

02.11.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No, the "beautiful temple virgin" is a later addition. The Gorgons, in antiquity were *always* portrayed as monstrous and ugly.

02.11.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In the Classical myth, which is the most common version we know of today and which was a later addition to the Gorgon legend, she was not a monster *until* Athena cursed her for the crime of being r*ped by Poseidon. The curse being that she was *so* hideous that it would turn people to stone.

02.11.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Had shit load of fun tonight for Halloween shenanigans. OOMFs showed up as Feather's McGraw and a character from that Clair Obscure game that y'all are obsesssed with (Feathers McGraw won first prize!)

02.11.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Catherine B-Boy

01.11.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The ancient meme of Insane Clown Posse asking "Fucking magnets, how do they work?"

The ancient meme of Insane Clown Posse asking "Fucking magnets, how do they work?"

Been churning out dungeon tiles on the printer and magnetising the bases, and It's got me like:

31.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate how people think it's "an act". Like, "working class" folks can be really fucking clever, intelligence isn't the sole province of people with university degrees.

31.10.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Watching AI Testimony at a Real Murder Trial
YouTube video by Caitlin Doughty Watching AI Testimony at a Real Murder Trial

America was a mistake.

31.10.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not watching the video, but if it's the symbol I think it is, you'd have to be living at the bottom of the sea to not know what it is.

31.10.2025 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"This dress is incapable of containing my TITANIC GLUTES!"

31.10.2025 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tally, we invented Halloween.

30.10.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't want to discount your experiences, but it was the total opposite over here.

30.10.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Drugs are expensive, nobody's giving it to kids for free.

30.10.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's to be expected, considering Ed's a Canadian.

28.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree, but I'll also raise that Revelations is probably the single most metal part of the bible

28.10.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What about blaseball?

28.10.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think that rant would have been anywhere near as effective as it was if they had cast anyone *but* J.K. Simmons as Cave Johnson.

28.10.2025 08:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, my resin printer hasn't needed recalibrated since getting it, but boy howdy am I tired of fiddling with the knobs on the FDM printer...

26.10.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Obligatory Scots translation

26.10.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do it!

26.10.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"'maximum effect' as a phrase makes me want to fistfight the author"

Would you say you want to punch them in the face for maximum effect?

25.10.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Knowing Gary Gygax was a racist, sexist piece of shit really puts the Drow, a race of black people where women rule over men, in a different light.

25.10.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh aye, cannae wait tae git crackin' oan tha Scots lanuest wan ae thus.

25.10.2025 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, there's a lot of cross-pollination between the Scots language and the Geordie dialect because they both share a common root (Northumbrian Anglic)

25.10.2025 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't go disparaging the joys of sitting down in Newcastle city centre of an evening, with a can of lager (to blend in) and taking in the haunting beauty of the Geordie mating song.

24.10.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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