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BBC doing live round-the-clock coverage of the arrest of a commoner. Stripping him of his titles clearly didn't surpress the media interest... #AndrewMountbatten-Windsor

Curling on TV, where the *action* is as glacial as the ice #Olympics

The only response we're getting from the Palace to any substantive questions related to Epstein is "No Comment", which is not okay.

Give up Alice. It's all so *cringe* #TheArchers

This is beautiful writing @glendelacour.bsky.social I just hope Begovic doesn't have a good lawyer 😀

Do you want to repost this about the Leicester game too? #Saintsfc

Still chanting "We want nine?" Eh? Didn't think so...#LCFC #SaintsFC

Yes, they're repeated, but not always at peak times. My best guess is she's older. Esme's dad died an old man too. It is a little uncommon to be early 30s with a 75yo+ dad #TheArchers

I do hope that Cleo isn't one of those dogs who likes to take herself off to poo privately in the undergrowth #TheArchers

My theory, based on her early reminiscences about watching Morecambe & Wise at Christmas with her Dad as a child, is that it dates her as quite a bit older than early 30's

It tells me that the owners are backing Eckert all the way. He wants tall physical players in key positions such as centrebacks and strikers. a) Arma doesn't fit, b) he would've gone for less in the Summer #SaintsFC

What a story. Léo 👏

Maybe Amber thinks she's pregnant but actually isn't. Given that Susan doesn't seem to stock condoms, why would she stock pregnancy tests? #TheArchers

She's much older. All those memories of watching Morecambe and Wise at Christmas as a child; that ages her...

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It's such a lazy and demeaning storyline. I mean, even here in the rural shires, we have access to contraception; is Ambridge really that backward? I'm just not buying it #TheArchers

Yes. The storyline is becoming farcical. False clues being tossed around in every episode, characters coming in as plot vehicles to drag the story out by yet another week. Losing the will a bit... #TheArchers

What 'games' were Soosan and Neil playing to keep Martha up so late? The mind boggles... #TheArchers

I understand it perfectly well. I was just suggesting that the principal cause of TGI's weakness may be its product, rather than its ownership.

No fan of PE but it'sa bit of a leap to attribute these closures to private finance. Just a poor product, surely?

Never mind George's contrition, what's wrong with Zander's hair? #TheArchers

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So... there is a missing bottle of wine (hint hint) at Jakob's house so he and Kate are left with herbal tea and TV... Is this yet another red herring? #TheArchers

The Tonda Express has changed formation #SaintsFC

Hello @theguardian.com, is this an example of the 'fearless, investigative journalism' which you claim as the heart of your mission? Asking for a friend.

So...where is Kenton? Does he have anything to say? #TheArchers

The actor playing Henry needs some more acting lessons, because he sounds like he's reading from the script and delivers his lines at really high speed, such that he can't be understood easily #TheArchers

Agreed, a wine bottle over the head on New Year's Eve is a bit amateurish for a pro like Markie. George was done in by one of the Ambridge crew defo. #TheArchers

Sadly, it's all pointing at Harrison as perpetrator, with Fallon finding George and calling the ambulance, seen by Jazzer, who is keeping secrets. Fallon then wipes the CCTV evidence. DCI whatshername will figure it out soon enough #TheArchers

So if George's phone was used to call the ambulance, the police will have a recording of the emergency call surely? #TheArchers