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This is funny because even when he was young Trump was an ugly fuck.

No he isn't.

Didn't you already do a Luke Cage account. You're recycling already, loser?

Masked pedophiles masquerading as law enforcement.

The files of the president's dead best friend, famous pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.

The new Republican health care plan.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social I don't think the past of the Democratic Party gets to decide that.

"Don't inconvenience the masked pedophiles kidnapping people off the street."

Republicans have been saying this exact same bullshit since the ACA was passed in 2010 and they have failed to produce a single shred of a plan since.

I could just as easily see him using that spoon to scoop brains out of a skull.

@schumer.senate.gov Resign. You are as bad for America as MAGA is.

Abolish ICE and prosecute everyone involved.

Bussy Master: Count Fuckula's Cum Castle

Just randomly scrolling through the Steam release calendar trying to see if there's anything else I've missed, and...

Y'know what, I gotta give props to a title that gave me pause for a second, just to process it.

"People are more mad at me for making up a thing than they are at the thing I made up. This baffles me."

This sounds like something a fucking idiot who knows nothing about history would say.

"Hear me out, what if genocide but slightly slower?"

Whenever anyone refers to themselves as having no bias and no agenda they have a massive bias and are always pushing an agenda.

I can't take people this stupid seriously.

The obstacle being that it's fucking illegal.

"I'm going to vote for someone who can't win."

We should pass legislation barring Gavin Newsom from opening his fucking mouth.

Walter Reed should be barred from treating pedophiles.

What are you gonna do, ask to see my papers, you Nazi bitch?

I'll go where I want, Nazi.

Oh, so you're just a transphobic bitch.

If you want to sacrifice people to win you are not an ally, you're a fucking piece of shit.

"Help! I can't afford the good mustard because I'm paying for a free website."

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

Lorelei and the Laser Eyes is fucking phenomenal.