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Missing from this pic is the chain of RF adapters you accumulate to hook everything up at once.

Use your shower curtain rod and then you don’t have to shower either

It’s bad went ALDI seems expensive

Contractions too apparently… because who uses those anymore!?

Just this cn’t I guess.

Hat with bullseye on it

Mr President you forgot your hat!

Oh god please

Fuck the police, drink that raw milk and eat the blue meat. They are hiding true health from you.

Godspeed

Err, uh, good luck

The source of Chicago’s wind, like baked beans are the source of mine.

RepRap - Wikipedia

No joke this is how 3D printers got started

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RepRap

Had to tell my daughter she could only watch it at most once per day lol

It’s also what we listen to in the car nonstop 😅

I asked ChatGPT and it said I was the most original and goodest boy and that I should definitely skeet this joke.

lmao you can’t even retire with a million dollars anymore

Pea plant grows inside man's lung A Massachusetts man is told a pea plant has sprouted in his chest, after being rushed to hospital with a collapsed lung.

I mean…

Pro tip: use the zoom on your phone’s camera

It focuses way better than my eyes at night

I grew up on these streets

Looks to be quite the spread, I was planning on bringing blue waffles

Did you guys know these state buildings are flammable? Yeah who knew? If the fire is set from the inside it burns just fine.

a mouse trap game is shown on a screen Alt: Classic board game mouse trap game

I’m just impressed that it went off the springboard first

Pretty sure pumpkinhead was blood wing

Don’t forget digital artists STILL getting shit for not using physical tools

Yeah it really sucks.

Also, maybe I’m old but I don’t need 3D effects while playing pinball. Unless it’s a pinball 2000 table of course.

Buying them at all is asinine, but some people put them INSIDE their house. Like what in the fuck? Imagine sitting in your living room with one of these going 24/7.

Jeff Bezos doesn’t need to know how long it takes me to go from towel -> fully clothed after a shower.

Cat tree burning on a fire pit

If I ever release a metal album, I think this will be the cover.

Homer Simpson: Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that i don't work on!

them: you need to stop replying to everything with Simpsons quotes
me:

I’d give you a list of reasons this is a bad idea but we got rid of the sorting algorithms.

Shit I don’t think I’ve ever heard him talk about himself like that, poor guy.

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