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she/her 💫🍓🍰🫖💌🧣✨ just a chronically sick bitch who’s been obsessed with taylor swift since 2006 🥺🎗🌞💫💛✨

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Latest posts by alltooallison.bsky.social on Bluesky

Proof this guy is full of SITH.

04.05.2025 19:44 — 👍 45998    🔁 8359    💬 2828    📌 599
What is sex?: Sex Ed #1
YouTube video by CrashCourse What is sex?: Sex Ed #1

As of 2022, only 29 US states required some kind of sex ed in schools—and about half of those didn’t require the information to be medically accurate. Where you live shouldn’t dictate your quality of education.

The first episode of Crash Course Sex Ed is available now!
youtu.be/SkSItIS_Xl0?...

13.03.2025 19:24 — 👍 1856    🔁 225    💬 36    📌 24

I’m so grateful to have parents who made sure I got vaccinated.

11.03.2025 18:21 — 👍 24119    🔁 2050    💬 514    📌 170
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The White House is Gaslighting You. Here's the Truth. The White House Press Secretary just wrapped up her press conference, and let’s be clear—the White House is gaslighting you.

Karoline Leavitt just finished her press conference. She is gaslighting the American public into thinking that everything is okay with our economy. Newsflash: it's not. I expose the truth. aaronparnas.substack.com/p/the-white-...

11.03.2025 18:10 — 👍 3016    🔁 828    💬 114    📌 29
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We should compare Social Security, which has never missed a payment since its inception, to Tesla's stock price.

10.03.2025 23:26 — 👍 23676    🔁 3988    💬 1062    📌 198

They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

10.03.2025 20:44 — 👍 69215    🔁 11409    💬 1074    📌 511
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Bluesky CEO: imagine a 'world without Caesars' Jay Graber dunks on Mark Zuckerberg without mentioning his name.

the feminine urge to

10.03.2025 22:56 — 👍 74672    🔁 10065    💬 1291    📌 822
Picture of police guarding a Tesla dealership.

Picture of police guarding a Tesla dealership.

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

11.03.2025 09:54 — 👍 66309    🔁 16336    💬 2788    📌 1167
Taylor Swift performing at the Eras Tour during ‘The Tortured Poets Department’ set.

Taylor Swift performing at the Eras Tour during ‘The Tortured Poets Department’ set.

Two hackers have been arrested for allegedly stealing over 900 concert tickets, (of which most were for Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour), and then selling them for over $600,000 profit.

06.03.2025 08:18 — 👍 656    🔁 48    💬 16    📌 19
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No matter what happened in the Oval Office, I am proud to be a Ukranian American. Today and everyday.

28.02.2025 18:14 — 👍 37223    🔁 2620    💬 1151    📌 122
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They just fired hundreds of FAA employees.

27.02.2025 18:18 — 👍 41228    🔁 10813    💬 4533    📌 1528
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You first.

25.02.2025 20:53 — 👍 112302    🔁 14238    💬 5672    📌 1149
Black text on white background reading: All my mornings are Mondays stuck in an endless February.

Black text on white background reading: All my mornings are Mondays stuck in an endless February.

17.02.2025 15:56 — 👍 104    🔁 47    💬 0    📌 3
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Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

09.02.2025 22:28 — 👍 94418    🔁 15948    💬 3141    📌 1148
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Serena Williams!

10.02.2025 01:49 — 👍 24678    🔁 3336    💬 224    📌 391
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im still thinking about this

10.02.2025 02:50 — 👍 73    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 1
Kid Rock stomping toward the camera captioned with “White people running to social media to let everyone know they did not enjoy the halftime show.”

Kid Rock stomping toward the camera captioned with “White people running to social media to let everyone know they did not enjoy the halftime show.”

Good morning!

10.02.2025 13:11 — 👍 14215    🔁 1649    💬 786    📌 163
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Walking up to the mic to testify against the MO GOP…

10.02.2025 02:01 — 👍 3315    🔁 202    💬 36    📌 2
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Fabulous 🇺🇸💥

10.02.2025 01:47 — 👍 19689    🔁 2682    💬 199    📌 234
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Something you won’t find on Twitter.

10.02.2025 02:23 — 👍 34676    🔁 2727    💬 755    📌 123

Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.

10.02.2025 14:23 — 👍 172689    🔁 13044    💬 18049    📌 2585
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More of this, America.

09.02.2025 20:34 — 👍 76481    🔁 12967    💬 1200    📌 702
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Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

10.02.2025 06:09 — 👍 28639    🔁 9226    💬 905    📌 596

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

10.02.2025 04:29 — 👍 59184    🔁 3290    💬 1040    📌 129
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“A minorrrrrrrr”

10.02.2025 03:10 — 👍 22747    🔁 2355    💬 1227    📌 211

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

08.02.2025 18:57 — 👍 42312    🔁 6412    💬 737    📌 238
A screenshot of “call failed.”

A screenshot of “call failed.”

I guess we’ve broken Hawley’s phones…

05.02.2025 17:46 — 👍 4398    🔁 594    💬 305    📌 25

I called my AG again today to demand he doing something to protect Missouri citizens and our data from the biggest data breach in history.

I’d encourage all of you to call your Attorney General every day.

Missouri AG, constituent services: 573.751.6078

05.02.2025 15:26 — 👍 1461    🔁 317    💬 72    📌 21
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We are members of Congress at the Treasury Department. We want to be let in to provide oversight on behalf of our constituents. @jasmineforus.bsky.social @sethmagaziner.bsky.social

04.02.2025 21:40 — 👍 85192    🔁 20332    💬 4240    📌 1601

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