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White bikini of Ursula Andress - Wikipedia

there was so little pornography in the 60s that a bikini from a james bond movie became so famous that it has its own wikipedia page en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_b...

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

This is my blood I marvel at the design of our weapons. So sophisticated that they can transform any man woman or child into a terrorist. Writing in their flight between launch and concussion an entire alternate history of a life. Just as the cop’s bullet convicts you of a crime. Its presence in your body evidence enough that it always belonged there. A violent transubstantiation.

This is my blood

Gosh.
A whole 5.1 million.

Bucks County Sheriff officers now identifying as immigration officers. Vote Fred Harran out on November 4th!

The only Adam Sandler movie I ever saw was, I think, Big Brother? Was that the title? Never Happy Gilmore. Or any other "classic" from him.

I've never seen an episode of Survivor. Indeed, probably not seen more than 5 minutes in absolute total of anything that would be called reality TV.

Looks like a fascist lice comb.

I'll apologize to machines when the printers all apologize. Don't even suggest that they don't know what they've done.
They know.

Ya know.
As long as we have to put up with an autocratic idiot, can we convince him that Daylight Savings Time is "woke?"
Let's make this switch the last one!

I think there's a Steam sale or something (as my guitar glares at me)

We are alarmed by reports that Germany is on the verge of a catastrophic about-face, reversing its longstanding and principled opposition to the EU’s Chat Control proposal which, if passed, could spell the end of the right to privacy in Europe. signal.org/blog/pdfs/ge...

I first saw this on a news feed somewhere. I have feels about vintage, analog tube tones; it really bothered me and I felt it deserved a response, but couldn't think of anything that met the moment.

I like what you've done with it here.

"oops I did it again"

Aaaahhh Storchie

#Signalis

That. Does. Not. Rock.

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Um. That bird isn't hugging...

800 years of NIMBY?

The view is even better on camera 3. www.youtube.com/live/BqmpkUd...

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

Just gonna keep tapping the sign*

*𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦

I was expecting a comet, but octopuses will do.

Most of your competitors were bought and set aflame; I hope you don't mind being second to Valve.

Philadelphia attorney who filed lawsuit over SEPTA service cuts plans to file another over fare increases In an exclusive interview, attorney George Bochetto now plans to file a lawsuit over SEPTA's recent fare increases.

Tell me: is this guy working for Uber? Does he think equipment and human resources are free?
www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia...

A grey and white cat glares at the camera while hiding on a chair under the kitchen table

Happy grey cat lounging on top of the couch, in the sun

This guy:
#Caturday

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tap Tap Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Tap Tap

This explains so much
About what happened
When I took in a feral kitten:
Beans, aka Satan the Bitey Bastard

www.smbc-comics.com/comic/tap-tap

I Saw The Affordable Slate Truck In Person. Now I’m Worried Slate Auto's $20,000-ish EV truck is getting a lot of attention. But is this really what Americans want?

This is gonna be like a $100 ink-jet printer from HP, isn't it.
insideevs.com/news/773876/...

filling all the sriracha bottles with ketchup and watching all the restaurant patrons get angrier and angrier

The Words of the Week - Sept. 26 Dictionary lookups from autumn, Mars, and Fat Bear Week

These are your words of the week

chonky
acetaminophen
biosignature
rapture
equinox
rebarbative
www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/the...

Railroad clears its throat,