DefinitelyNotRyanMcDonough

I was scrolling and saw the name Emily Thornberry and before I even saw the word Brexit I knew this was about the UK because that's a British ass name

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

😂

I also had no idea what the acronym was until now

Nice old people often start giving me directions to places and I just smile and nod and thank them, zoning out, because I'm just going to plug it into my GPS. Because I don't want to discourage their attempt at a good deed.

I used to print out mapquest directions small and tape them to the middle of my steering wheel.

I now jokingly refer to it as "caveman GPS"

If they want votes, it seems simple enough. Champion Universal Healthcare, more first time home owner programs, lower taxes on working/middle class, higher taxes on wealthy and corporations, higher minimum wage. Talk about those constantly. But some of those things will make wealthy donors mad 🤷

Eh. I'm a leftist and want leftist stuff, but I recognize that most people aren't actively talking politics on social media. The majority of people in this country aren't online talking about this stuff. And they want to appeal to that majority.

This is the only baseball team I will willingly sit through a game of

Love your backyard area! Looks very serene.

As a curmudgeonly elder millennial who grew up with 151 Pokémon, I want more animated stories and games that include only those. Feels like there's too many now.

We need to keep him looking 54 like he has for the last 25 years. He looks too wizened here. If he keeps this up he could look like wise eventually, and more idiots will listen to him.

two men are standing next to each other and one of them has glasses on ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them has glasses on

"A projection 6.6 billion cubic meters of hamburger use by 2027!"

And sorry Kris!

Unintentionally what?

You watched that episode of Timmy?

I have terrible reflexes so I refuse to play any games except RPGs with turn based fighting systems, or like Age of Empires

I try to really spell out how to make stuff for people in recipes. Try some of mine on insta (most pics have recipes, just swipe)

www.instagram.com/definitelyno...

As for the divine touch, practice makes perfect. Try watching YouTube videos while you're cooking. Watch one a couple times. Lots of videos are just like 5 minutes but super informative. Pause and watch each step while you cook.

French, you just need like cream, white wine, butter, maybe some herbs de Provence, chicken stock, shallots, perhaps some dijon mustard. Boom, bunch of French dishes.

Thai food, just get some tamarind paste/concentrate, fish sauce, golden mountain seasoning sauce, and some pre packaged curry pastes, and you've got a lot of dishes there.

Depending on what kind of stuff you want to cook, just get some basic pantry staples. Like, with Chinese dishes, have oyster sauce, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, and Asian chili powder, and you can make like 10 different things.

Verdict?

I wonder if there's an app you can use with your phone camera and point at wild berries that tells you if they're safe to eat or not

Holy shit this made me cry just a bit, how sweet

Man. Tokyo Ghoul starts off so strong and stays that way for awhile, but it really goes off the rails eventually. How unfortunate. Could have been a really good anime.

I about drove away from the grocery store with my damn trunk door wide the fuck open

Made some chicken tikka masala

(I know Spike made movies and was in some, but he's not a Nicholson/Chalamet level leading actor type)